Friday, January 28, 2011

Cool Jokes - Hindi Jokes

One day a man published an advertisement in the local Newspaper: "Wife wanted".


Next day he received a hundred letters.


They all said the same thing- "You can have mine."




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Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
So make S E X a daily habit, and you will always B SUCC SEX FUL! In your LIFE.


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In a bath room,
A boy touches a girl everywhere!
You know who’s that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.





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Ek Pathan Bhari Bus Mein Ek Larki Se Touch ho raha tha.


Larki:- "Excuse Me! Aap Accha Nahi Kar Rahe ho."


Pathan:- Itney Bheed Mein Is Se Accha Nahi Ho Sakta hai.





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Mom:- Beta batao tumehre hath mein kitni ungliyan hain.


beta:6


Mom:- Gadha kahi ka, kitni baar mana kiya hai chaddhi mein haath daal kar mat gina kar.

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