Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Women & Marriage (Don't Mind Please)

 
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
 
 
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
 
 
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
 
 
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
 
 
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
 
 
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
 
 
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
 
 
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
 
 
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
 
 
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
 
 
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
 
 
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
 
 
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
 
 
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
 
 
 


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Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
 
 
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.."
 
 
THIS IS FOR ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!!!!!!!
 
 

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Rajiv Gandhi & Sonia

Rajiv Gandhi & Sonia 

Very Rare Photograph..




 

Rajiv Gandhi & Sonia

Saturday, January 14, 2012

WeddingQuery....... ........ (SQL Style)

 WeddingQuery....... ........ (SQL Style)  

 
CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) AS
BEGIN
SELECT
Bride FROM  india_ Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'   AND  Count(Car) > 20   AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND
BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MiBA) AND Having  Brothers= Null   AND Sisters =Null

 
 

SELECT
Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalanceFROM FatherInLaw    
UPDATE
MyBankAccout SETMyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal
UPDATE
MyLockerSET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold
INSERT INTO
MyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
END
GO  



Then the wife writes the below query:



DROP
HUSBAND;
Commit;

Thursday, January 05, 2012

MAN vs WOMAN

MAN vs WOMAN

- A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.

- A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.

-
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- A successful
woman is one who can find such a man.
- To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.

- To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
-
Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
-
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.
- Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.
- Any married
man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
- A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

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