Thursday, December 29, 2011

To all computer users

For Computer Users






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To all computer users

Friday, December 23, 2011

Ajeeb dastan (Programming Songs)

Programming Songs 




1.Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum
2. The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz
3. COM programming in VC++
Roop tera mastana
Pyar mera deewana
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye
4. From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan
5. Untrackable bug   --
aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,
awaaz de kahin se
6. Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)  
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua
7. And then to the client                                                  
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho
8. Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana
9. Modem - talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
Abhee to nahin...
kuch bi nahin
10. Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do
parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
11. Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal! do pal meri kahani hai,
pal do pal meri hastihai...
12. Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai ...
13. Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya .
14. Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.
15. GOTO
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum
cheers ..

Monday, December 19, 2011

I Care

You might be best friends one year,

Pretty
good friends the next year,



Don't talk that often
the next year,





And
don't want to talk at all the year after that.




So, I just wanted to say,
You are
special to me and you have made a difference in my life,



I look up to
you, respect you, and truly cherish you.




Send this to all your friends,



No matter how
often you talk ,


Or
how close you are,



And send it to the person who sent it to you.




Let
old friends know you haven't forgotten them,


And tell new friends
you never will.


Remember,
everyone needs a friend,


Someday you might feel like you have
NO FRIENDS at all,


Just remember this
And take comfort
in knowing


Somebody out there
cares about you.... 



Have a blessed day!! 

Friday, December 02, 2011

Be thankful

"Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire,
 
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
 
Be thankful when you don't know something,
 
For it gives you the opportunity to learn."
 
"Be thankful for your mistakes.
 
They will teach you valuable lessons.
 
Be thankful when you're tired and weary,
 
Because it means you've made a difference."
 
So, KEEP SMILING and have a peaceful mind for the day!!!
 
 
Be thankful

Friday, November 25, 2011

Short Story with a Good message

Short Story with a Good message - Read This good one



Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father. "There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. 

So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...This message is too short......but carries a lot of Feelings .

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Irritating Calls Situation....FUNNY

1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.



2. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back.


3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.


4. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.



5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your five year old child.



6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder. ..louder. ..louder!



7. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.



8. If they start out with, "How are you today?", say "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems.... ........"



9. Cry out in surprise, "Helen, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the family?" When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.



10. Tell the HSBC call center guy to call on your office number. - and give him the ICICI call center number.

Monday, November 07, 2011

Who is Stronger ???

Who is Stronger ???

video


Who is Stronger ???

Saturday, October 29, 2011

U ME AUR HUM....by Ajay devgan


U ME AUR HUM....by Ajay devgan
 
 
 





U ME AUR HUM....by Ajay devgan

Saturday, October 22, 2011

A small touching story mainly for professionals...

A small touching story mainly for professionals...



A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.




SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"


DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man.



SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"


DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" The man said angrily.


SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"


DAD: "If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour."


SON: "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.



SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?"



The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."



The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.


The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?


After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that
Rs.50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.



"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.


"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier" said the man.


"It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you... Here's the Rs.50 you asked for."


The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" He yelled.


Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.



"Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled.



"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.


"Daddy, I have Rs.100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?



Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."



The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.



It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.


Do remember to share that Rs.100 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days.

But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Appraisal Vs Resignation

A newly joined trainee asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?"

Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation?"

Trainee: "Yes I do"

Boss: "So let me make you understand what an appraisal is by comparing it with resignation"


Comparison study: Appraisal and Resignation 

 
Appraisal Resignation
In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures. In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.
In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike. In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.
During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn't meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal. During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.
There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal. There is 100% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.



Trainee: "Yes boss enough, now I understood my future. For good appraisal I will have to resign ...!!!"

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Old man and his 25-years-old son (beautiful story)

An old man was traveling with his 25 yr old son in the train.

Train is about to leave the station. All passengers are settling down their seat.

As train started young man was filled with lot of joy and curiosity.

He was sitting on the window side.

He went out one hand and feeling the passing air. He shouted, "Papa see all trees
are going behind".

Old man smile and admired son feelings.

Beside the young man one couple was sitting and listing all the conversion between
father and son.

They were little awkward with the attitude of 25 yr old man behaving like a small
child.

Suddenly young man again shouted, "Papa see the pond and animals. Clouds are
moving with train"

Couple was watching the young man in embarrassingly.

Now its start raining and some of water drops touches the young man's hand.

He filled with joy and he closed the eyes.

He shouted again, "Papa it's raining, water is touching me, see papa".

Father was happy!

Couple couldn't help themselves and ask the old man, "Why don't you visit the
Doctor and get treatment for your son."

Old man said, "Yes, we are coming from the hospital; my son was born blind and
today only he got the eye sight for the first time".

Moral: Don't draw conclusions until you know all the facts

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Dogs gets Blanket

Dogs gets Blanket


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I want to sleep, let me go with Blanket in my Home.
Good Night


Saturday, August 20, 2011

भारतीय गरीब है लेकिन भारत देश गरीबनहीं

“दर्द होता रहा छटपटाते रहे, आईने॒से सदा चोट खाते रहे,
वो वतन बेचकर मुस्कुराते रहे
हम वतन के लिए॒सिर कटाते रहे”



280 लाख करोड़ का सवाल है ...
भारतीय गरीब है लेकिन भारत देश कभी गरीब नहीं रहा"* ये कहना है स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर का. स्विस बैंक के डाइरेक्टर ने यह भी कहा है कि भारत का लगभग 280 लाख करोड़ रुपये उनके स्विस बैंक में जमा है. ये रकम इतनी है कि भारत का आने वाले 30 सालों का बजट बिना टैक्स के बनाया जा सकता है.

या यूँ कहें कि 60 करोड़ रोजगार के अवसर दिए जा सकते है. या यूँ भी कह सकते है कि भारत के किसी भी गाँव से दिल्ली तक 4 लेन रोड बनाया जा सकता है.

ऐसा भी कह सकते है कि 500 से ज्यादा सामाजिक प्रोजेक्ट पूर्ण किये जा सकते है. ये रकम इतनी ज्यादा है कि अगर हर भारतीय को 2000 रुपये हर महीने भी दिए जाये तो 60 साल तक ख़त्म ना हो. यानी भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक से लोन लेने कि कोई जरुरत नहीं है. जरा सोचिये ... हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं और नोकरशाहों ने कैसे देश को

लूटा है और ये लूट का सिलसिला अभी तक 2011 तक जारी है.

इस सिलसिले को अब रोकना बहुत ज्यादा जरूरी हो गया है. अंग्रेजो ने हमारे भारत पर करीब 200 सालो तक राज करके करीब 1 लाख करोड़ रुपये लूटा.

मगर आजादी के केवल 64 सालों में हमारे भ्रस्टाचार ने 280 लाख करोड़ लूटा है. एक तरफ 200 साल में 1 लाख करोड़ है और दूसरी तरफ केवल 64 सालों में 280 लाख करोड़ है. यानि हर साल लगभग 4.37 लाख करोड़, या हर महीने करीब 36 हजार करोड़ भारतीय मुद्रा स्विस बैंक में इन भ्रष्ट लोगों द्वारा जमा करवाई गई है.

भारत को किसी वर्ल्ड बैंक के लोन की कोई दरकार नहीं है. सोचो की कितना पैसा हमारे भ्रष्ट राजनेताओं और उच्च अधिकारीयों ने ब्लाक करके रखा हुआ है.

हमे भ्रस्ट राजनेताओं और भ्रष्ट अधिकारीयों के खिलाफ जाने का पूर्ण अधिकार है.हाल ही में हुवे घोटालों का आप सभी को पता ही है - CWG घोटाला, २ जी स्पेक्ट्रुम घोटाला , आदर्श होउसिंग घोटाला ... और ना जाने कौन कौन से घोटाले अभी उजागर होने वाले है ........

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Funny Bra

The humorous underwear has hands grabbing her breasts.



 A funny bra picture and a pretty womans lingerie top comedy pic.




Thursday, August 11, 2011

Osama & Bush, at some undisclosed location

Osama & Bush, at some undisclosed location










Osama & Bush, at some undisclosed location

Monday, August 01, 2011

Saturday, July 23, 2011

4 Liquid stages of life


4 Liquid stages of life... What a way to summarize the stages of life- without saying a word!




4 Liquid stages of life... What a way to summarize the stages of life- without saying a word!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

What Love means


What Love means to a 4-8 year old:-


'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.
So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.'
Rebecca- age 8

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'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. 

You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.' Billy - age 4

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'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.' 

Karl - age 5

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'Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.' 

Chrissy - age 6

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'Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.' 

Terri - age 4

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'Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.' 

Danny - age 7

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'Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.' 

Bobby - age 7 

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'If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,' 

Nikka - age 6 

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'Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.' 

Noelle - age 7

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'Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.' 

Tommy - age 6

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'During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. 

He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.' Cindy - age 8

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'My mommy loves me more than anybody 
You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.' Clare - age 6

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'Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.' 

Elaine-age 5

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'Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford..' 

Chris - age 7

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'Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.' 

Mary Ann - age 4

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'I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.' 

Lauren - age 4

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'When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.' (what an image) 

Karen - age 7

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'You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.' 

Jessica - age 8

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