Monday, January 24, 2011

Sardar Jokes- Hot Jokes

Sardar on phone:- Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.


Doctor:- Is this her first child?


Sardar:- No this is her husband speaking…




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Ek aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha,"IS Mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun".


WIFE ne jawab diya,'Aap ke salary ke badle 100 kiss milay,hisab bhej rahi hun.


Doodh wala 2 kiss main hee maan gaya,Teacher ko 7 deni padi ,Sabzi wala 7 main nahi mana toh 9 dene pade, Kiryanewala 9 kiss se nahi mana, usko 5 aur di, Makaan malik toh roz 6-7 ley hee jaata hai,Aap chinta mat karna, mere pass approx 35 aur hai, yeh mahina aaram se kat jayega !! 


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Ek sardar Ladies toilet Me chala gaya.?


Ek Lady boli ye Mahilaon k liye hai...


Sardar Guss Me apni pent khol k. . .


''YE B MAHILAON K LIYE HI HAI ,,






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Ek molvi khutbah dete huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saaf nazar aata hai, unki tangen nazar ati hai, unki kamr nazr aati hai, unke jism ki har jagah saaf nazar aati hain...


Peche se awaz ai Molvi sahab jumma pardho, mahol garam na karo..!






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Santa banta se yaar yah scooty kaha se laye.


Banta- ek ladki ne mujhe scooty per bitha kar jangal me le gai aur apne kapade utar ker boli jo chahe so le lo. Mein kapado ka kaya karta, scooty le aaya.

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