Thursday, December 29, 2011

To all computer users

For Computer Users






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To all computer users

Friday, December 23, 2011

Ajeeb dastan (Programming Songs)

Programming Songs 




1.Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum
2. The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz
3. COM programming in VC++
Roop tera mastana
Pyar mera deewana
Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye
4. From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan
5. Untrackable bug   --
aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,
awaaz de kahin se
6. Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)  
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua
7. And then to the client                                                  
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho
8. Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana
9. Modem - talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
Abhee to nahin...
kuch bi nahin
10. Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do
parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
11. Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal! do pal meri kahani hai,
pal do pal meri hastihai...
12. Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai ...
13. Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya .
14. Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.
15. GOTO
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum
cheers ..

Monday, December 19, 2011

I Care

You might be best friends one year,

Pretty
good friends the next year,



Don't talk that often
the next year,





And
don't want to talk at all the year after that.




So, I just wanted to say,
You are
special to me and you have made a difference in my life,



I look up to
you, respect you, and truly cherish you.




Send this to all your friends,



No matter how
often you talk ,


Or
how close you are,



And send it to the person who sent it to you.




Let
old friends know you haven't forgotten them,


And tell new friends
you never will.


Remember,
everyone needs a friend,


Someday you might feel like you have
NO FRIENDS at all,


Just remember this
And take comfort
in knowing


Somebody out there
cares about you.... 



Have a blessed day!! 

Friday, December 02, 2011

Be thankful

"Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire,
 
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
 
Be thankful when you don't know something,
 
For it gives you the opportunity to learn."
 
"Be thankful for your mistakes.
 
They will teach you valuable lessons.
 
Be thankful when you're tired and weary,
 
Because it means you've made a difference."
 
So, KEEP SMILING and have a peaceful mind for the day!!!
 
 
Be thankful

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