Sunday, January 30, 2011

Funny Jokes | Cool Jokes

Boy:- hum 35 bahan bhai hain.


Girl:- Kya tumhare ghar Family Planning wale nhi aye the.


Boy:- Aye the. Hum sab padh rahe the, wo coaching centre smjh ke wapas chale gaye.


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Judge:- Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.


Lawyer:- Kaun saala aisa kehta hai?


Judge:- Tum ne mujhe saala bola?


Lawyer:- Nahi My Lord, Meine pucha ki KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?





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Santa:- Jab mai mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.


Banta:- Kyun?


Santa:- Yaar, unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat-lipat kar roti hain.

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