Saturday, July 28, 2007

More Jokes

Q: Other than being fruits, what is common between an apple and an orange?

A:They both are not a banana !!


A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"


Q : Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?

A: Adidas.


Q: How do u CUT roads?Huh?

A: By LAUGHING.... . Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste".


Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India??

A : Hindustan Leaver.


Q: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??

A: Hindustan Leaver Limited.


Q: What's Ford?

A: Gaadi.


Q: What's Oxford?

A: So simple, Bail Gaadi


Q: Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?

A: Former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa, the later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)


Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "

A: Santa bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."


Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?

A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Women's Special !!!

A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office ready to show it off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.

The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialled 911,and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the woman started screaming hysterically. Her Lexus, which she had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the woman finally wound down from her ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you women are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman. "Where's my new bracelet?