Sunday, December 30, 2007

Dard

Dil me kuch bacha nai dard k siwa,
akho me ata nai koi ansu k siwa,

dost tu mat sath chodna mera,

zindagi me kuch bacha nai teri dosti k siva ....

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

तितलीया

रेशम सी किरने,एक नया सवेरा
फूलों में बदली सारी कलिया

कही दव की बूँदे ,थोड़ी पत्तियों की शरारत
सारी अवनी पर,एक नयी हरकत

खुशबू की कशीश्, महकता समा
अपना अपना फूल चुनने आई तितलिया

कानो में करती मधुर वाणी
कोमल सी तितली बनती बड़ी सयानी

नाज़ुक से होठों से चुनती पराग कन
फूल भी पिघल कर देता अपना धन

करते है दोनो प्रेम की बाते
कुछ पल बाद रुखसत हो जाते

पर एक प्यारे वादे के साथ,के
के रोज़ रोज़ होंगी ये मीठि मुलाकाते.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

New Year SMS - Happy New Year SMS

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay...
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*


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12Months happiness, 52 weeks fun,
365 Days laughter, 8760 hrs good luck,
525600 Minutes joy, 31536000 seconds success,
So wishing u a “Happy New Year”.


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*Happy new year*
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Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon ?
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Ab tum don ko sikhaoge ki kab wish karna hai,
Don jab bhi chahata hai tab wish karta hai,
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Happy New Year once again!



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New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, New is the resolution, new are the spirits and Forever my warm wishes are for u. Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

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Wishing you a fabulous 2007 with full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Azadi k din par meri dua hai k Allah ap ko quaid ki akal, Iqbal ki shakal, liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, nehru ki chal or Gandi ji k baal de Naya sal mubarak !

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I am sorry.
Ek buri khabar hai

Mujey bhool jana plz.
Mujhe kuch dinon baad tumhey,
Hamesha k liye chod kar
Chale jana hey tumhara apna

-2009-



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Good time Bad time
Day time Night time
Off time Work time
Happy time Sad time
Naye saal main kisi bhi time
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai…
Bole to happy new year mamu


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Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very "Happy NEW YEAR"!

Thursday, November 01, 2007

One liner Cool jokes

1. Judge : Why do u want divorce? Banta : She doesn't satisfy me in bed! Preeto: Tu yaha ka collector laga hai? Sari colony khush hai, ik tamari agg nahin bujhti.

2.Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.

3. Pappu meets papa Santa on stairs of a KOTHA. Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!

4. Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

5. Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi. Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga!!

6. Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus. Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain! Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta!!

7. Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade. When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: "Yahi thee,Yahi thee"

8. Santa running after a Bus, catches it n asks the Driver:"Ye bus teri Maaa lagti hai?" Driver : Nahin. Santa : To kya Behan lagti hai? Driver : Nahin. Santa : To phir chadne kyun nahin deta?


9.Yesterday's news : An aunty was raped while jogging. Today's news: More aunties found jogging.

10. How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning? By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE!!

11. Written on the T-Shirt of a girl: SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

Vulgar Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school
the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but
then began to laugh about the situation.

Moments later, the woman's husband, Rahul, came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Rahul "

रोबोट

एक दिन राजू के पापा एक रोबोट ले कर आये.

वह रोबोट झूठ पकड़ सकता था और झूठ बोलने वाले को गाल पर खीँच कर चांटा मार देता था.

आज राजू स्कूल से घर देर से आया था... पापा ने पूछा "घर लौटने में देर क्यो हो गयी?"

"आज हमारी एक्स्ट्रा क्लासेस थी" राजू ने जवाब दिया...

रोबोट अचानक अपनी जगह से उछला और जमकर राजू के गाल पर चांटा मार दिया.

पापा हंसकर बोले, "ये रोबोट हर झूठ को पकड़ सकता है और झूठ बोलने वाले को चांटा भी मारता है. अब सच क्या है यह बताओ... कहाँ गए थे?"

"में फिल्म देखने गया था" राजू बोला

"कौन सी फिल्म?" पापा ने कड़ककर पूछा

"हनुमान"
चटाक... अभी राजू की बात पूरी भी नहीं हुई थी की उसके गाल पर रोबोट ने एक जोर का चांटा मारा.

"कौन सी फिल्म?" पापा ने फिर पूछा

"कातिल जवानी."

पापा ग़ुस्से में बोले "शर्म आनी चाहिए तुम्हे. जब में तुम्हारे जितना था तब ऐसी हरकत नहीं किया करता था."

चटाक... रोबोट ने एक चांटा मारा... इस बार पापा के गाल पर.

यह सुनते ही मम्मी किचन में से आते हुए बोली "आख़िर तुम्हारा बेटा है ना... झूठ तो बोलेगा ही"

अब मम्मी की बारी थी... चटाक...

Saturday, October 06, 2007

मांजी

एक युवक शॉपिंग माल में खरीदारी कर रहा था कि तभी उसने लक्ष्य किया एक बूढ़ी औरत काफी देर से लगातार उसके साथ साथ चल रही है और बीच बीच में उसे घूर भी रही है। ''होगी कोई! मुझे क्या ...?'' उसने सोचा और आगे बढ़ गया।

जब वह भुगतान करने के लिये बिल काउंटर की ओर बढ़ा तो वह महिला एकदम से उसके पास आ गई और बोली - ''बेटा, तुम सोच रहे होगे कि यह औरत मुझे इस तरह क्यों देख रही है ?

दरअसल तुम्हें देखकर मुझे अपने बेटे की याद आ गई जो पिछले साल एक दुर्घटना में मारा गया।'' कहने के साथ बुढ़िया की आंखे छलछला आईं।

लड़का द्रवीभूत हो गया। बोला - ''मांजी, आप मुझे अपना बेटा ही समझिये। कहिये, मैं आपकी कुछ मदद करूं ?''

बुढ़िया ने बिल काउंटर से अपना सामान उठाते हुये कहा - ''नहीं, नहीं बेटा! मुझे कुछ नहीं चाहिए। बस तुमने अपने मुंह से मां कह दिया यही बहुत है।'' यह कहकर बुढ़िया चलने लगी। लड़का भावुक होकर उसकी ओर देखता रहा। दरवाजे के पास जाकर बुढ़िया ने लड़के की तरफ हाथ हिलाया और बोली - ''अच्छा बेटा, जाती हूं।''''ठीक है मांजी । जाइए। अपना खयाल रखना।'' लड़के ने जोर से कहा।

बुढ़िया चली गई। अब लड़का बिल काउंटर की तरफ मुड़ा। ''कितना हुआ'', उसने पूछा। ''तीन हजार सात सौ रुपये'', क्लर्क ने बताया।

''क्या ? .... पर मेरे सामान की कीमत पांच सौ रुपये से ज्यादा नहीं है!'' लड़का जोर से बोला। ''बिलकुल! आप सही कह रहे हैं। पर आपकी मांजी बत्तीस सौ रुपये का सामान ले गई हैं।'' क्लर्क ने स्पष्ट किया।

Saturday, July 28, 2007

More Jokes

Q: Other than being fruits, what is common between an apple and an orange?

A:They both are not a banana !!

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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

Because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

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Q : Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha ?

A: Adidas.

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Q: How do u CUT roads?Huh?

A: By LAUGHING.... . Because "Haste haste cut jaye raste".

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Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India??

A : Hindustan Leaver.

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Q: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn't travel much??

A: Hindustan Leaver Limited.

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Q: What's Ford?

A: Gaadi.

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Q: What's Oxford?

A: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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Q: Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from 10th floor?

A: Former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa, the later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "

A: Santa bola, " Pehle date of birth to batao."

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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?

A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Women's Special !!!

A woman parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office ready to show it off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.

The woman immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialled 911,and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the woman started screaming hysterically. Her Lexus, which she had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the woman finally wound down from her ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can't believe how materialistic you women are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the woman.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"OH MY GOD!" screamed the woman. "Where's my new bracelet?

Monday, June 11, 2007

किसका काम मुश्किल है

हम सभी यह सोचते हैं कि हम जो भी काम करते हैं वो बहुत ही मुश्किल है और हम ही जानते हैं कि कैसे काम को पूरा करते है। मैं तो अपने काम को ही बहुत मुश्किल समझती हूँ कि दो बच्चों की परवरिश करने और घर चलाने में कैसे पूरा दिन निकल जाता है पता ही नहीं चलता। ऊपर से ब्लागिंग का काम और शुरु कर दिया जो कि बचा-खुचा समय भी खा जाता है। पति महोदय को अपना काम कठिन लगता है और हमारा काम आसान। बुरा तो तब लगता है जब पतिदेव ऑफिस से आकर किसी काम के अधूरा पाने पर कहते हैं कि तुम दिन भर करती क्या हो? तुम तो खाली हो, दिन भर टीवी देखती हो या सोती हो। हमारा काम उन्हें दिखता ही नहीं है कि कैसे दिन भर बच्चों ने चैन नहीं लेने दिया। खैर, सबको अपना काम मुश्किल और दूसरे का आसान दिखता है।

चिठ्टाकारी (ब्लागिंग) भी कोई आसान काम नहीं है, यह कोई उनसे पूछे जो रोज मेहनत करके बिषय सामग्री ढूंढ़ कर लम्बे-लम्बे चिठ्ठे लिखते हैं।

जरा इन आदिवासियों को देखिये जो कि दक्षिण अमेरिका में पाये जाने वाले दुनिया के सबसे बड़े सांप 'अनाकोंडा (Anaconda)' को पकड़ने का काम करते हैं। अब इनके काम के आगे हमारा काम फिर भी आसान है।












वैसे भारत के संपेरे शायद इनसे भी मुश्किल काम करते हैं क्योंकि वो दुनिया के सबसे जहरीले सांपों में शामिल नाग (कोबरा) सांप को जंगलों में न केवल पकड़ते है, बल्कि उन्हें बीन पर नचाते भी हैं। नाग को पकड़ना निश्चित रुप से अनाकोंडा को पकड़ने से कठिन है। सांप पकड़ने के इस काम को देखकर बताइये कि क्या आप अपने काम को अभी भी दूसरों के काम से ज्यादा मुश्किल मानते हैं?

और सबसे आसान काम क्या है?

आधे अमेरिकी नहीं करते इंटरनेट का प्रयोग

न्यूयार्क।
अमेरिकियों के मोबाइल और इंटरनेट इस्तेमाल करने के तौर-तरीकों से खुलासा हुआ है कि 31 प्रतिशत वयस्क अमेरिकी उच्च प्रौद्योगिकी का इस्तेमाल करते हैं। 20 प्रतिशत लोग प्रौद्योगिकी का सामान्य इस्तेमाल करते हैं और बाकी बचे लोग यानी 49 प्रतिशत या तो मोबाइल और नेट का इस्तेमाल नहीं करते या बहुत कम इस्तेमाल करते हैं। प्यू एनालिसिस की ओर से रविवार को जारी 2006 के आंकड़ों से पता चलता है कि इन तीन समूहों के तौर तरीकों में भी काफी अंतर है। इसमें उच्च प्रौद्योगिकी इस्तेमाल करने वाले समूह के लोग ब्लाग व निजी वेब पेज के जरिए अपने आप को बखूबी व्यक्त करते हैं। एक समूह है 'संवादी'। ये लोग इंटरनेट और सेल फोन को संचार उपकरण की तरह इस्तेमाल करते हैं। एक अन्य समूह है उत्पादन बढ़ाओ। ये लोग रोजगार पर नजर रखने और रोजमर्रा की जिंदगी में प्रौद्योगिकी को फायदे के लिए इस्तेमाल करते हैं। बुजुर्गो का भी एक समूह है। ये लोग प्रौद्योगिकी का इस्तेमाल तो खूब करते हैं, लेकिन उसकी चकाचौंध में डूबे नहीं हैं। प्यू के सह निदेशक जान हारीगन ने बताया कि लोग जितने जुगाडू होंगे उतना ही ज्यादा प्रौद्योगिकी का इस्तेमाल करेंगे।

शादी के बाजार में धूम है आईटी पेशेवर की


भाषा की एक खबर जो कि दैनिक जागरण में छपी है के अनुसार इन दिनों शादी के बाजार में आईटी क्षेत्र से जुड़े पेशेवर काफी धूम मचा रहे हैं। जबरदस्त पे-पैकेज और बिंदास जीवन शैली ने इनकी मांग काफी बढ़ा दी है। दूसरे क्षेत्र के पेशेवर इनसे रश्क करने लगे हैं।

शादी के प्रमुख पोर्टल भारत मैट्रीमोनी डाट काम के मुख्य कार्यकारी अधिकारी मुरुगेवल जानकीरमण का कहना है कि एक दशक पहले तक बैंकिंग क्षेत्र की धूम थी। बैंक में काम करने वाले दूल्हों की ज्यादा मांग इसलिए थी क्योंकि इसे सुरक्षित और शांत नौकरी माना जाता था। लेकिन आज आईटी पेशेवरों की शादी के बाजार में सबसे अधिक मांग है। कैरियर में तेज चढ़ाव के कारण आईटी दूल्हे आदर्श पसंद बन चुके हैं। जानकीरमण ने कहा कि आईटी पेशे में काम करने वाले लड़के शिक्षित और देखभाल करने वाली पत्नी पसंद करते हैं जबकि लड़कियां ऐसे पति की तलाश में रहती हैं, जो सुव्यवस्थित हो और वित्तीय सुरक्षा प्रदान करने की क्षमता रखता हो। हाल के एक सर्वेक्षण के मुताबिक करीब 70 प्रतिशत युवा अरेंज मैरिज चाहते हैं। वे शादी ब्याह का मसला अपने माता-पिता पर छोड़ना पसंद करते हैं।

हैरान करने वाली बात यह है कि सरकारी नौकरी करने वाले दूल्हे बड़े बुजुर्गो की पहली पसंद अब भी बने हुए हैं। लेकिन आईटी पेशेवर उनकी आंख का तारा हैं। शादी कराने वाले एक ब्रोकर ने बताया कि लोग अब तामझाम के साथ शादी करने को तवज्जो देने लगे हैं। अधिक धन खर्च करने से उन्हें कोई परहेज नहीं है। आईटी क्षेत्र में काम करने वाले दूल्हे को दहेज भी काफी ज्यादा मिलता है।


इस खबर के कई सकारात्मक और नकारात्मक पहलू हैं।


एक सकारात्मक पहलू तो ये कि केवल दस-बारह साल में ही आईटी कैरियर दशकों से स्थापित विभिन्न कैरियर अवसरों जैसे कि इंजीनियर, डाक्टर, सरकारी अधिकारी के समकक्ष न केवल स्थापित हो गया है बल्कि शायद उनसे आगे निकल गया है। भारत के मध्यमवर्गीय परिवारों के पुराने सपने आईटी कैरियर की वजह से साकार हुये हैं जैसे कि उंचा वेतन, विदेश यात्रा (खासकर अमेरिका जाने का) का अवसर इत्यादि। अनेक परिवारों के बच्चे आईटी बूम का फायदा लेकर अपने परिवार का सहारा बन सके हैं। अत: यह स्वाभाविक ही है कि शादी के क्षेत्र में आईटी पेशेवरों की मांग ज्यादा है। चूंकि आजकल भौतिकतावदी जमाना है, इसलिये सब चाहते हैं कि लड़की अच्छे कमाने वाले के साथ ब्याही जाये।

एक बहुत बड़ा नकारात्मक पहलू यह है कि आईटी पेशेवर से शादी करने में यह सोच कर की अच्छा लड़का हाथ से न निकल जाये, अक्सर लड़की वाले जल्दीबाजी में शादी कर देते हैं, खासतौर पर विदेश में कार्यरत आईटी पेशेवरों से। अक्सर देखने में आता है कि विदेश में कार्यरत आईटी पेशेवर यहां तीन हफ्ते की छुट्टी लेकर आते हैं और इसी दौरान शादी करना चाहते हैं। इसी समय में लड़की का देखना दिखाना होता है और लड़की वाले ये सोच कर की अच्छा लड़का हाथ से न निकल जाये, पूरी तहकीकात नहीं कर पाते हैं, और शादी कर देते हैं। आस-पड़ोस और रिश्तेदारी में सब होने वाली दुल्हन के भाग्य को सराहते है। इस शादी में शादी के बाद लड़की को विदेश से वीजा भेजने और पेपर तैयार कर बुलाने की बात कह कर अक्सर आईटी पेशेवर विदेश वापस चले जाते हैं और लड़कियां और घरवाले यहां इंतजार ही करते रह जाते हैं। लड़की विदेश चली भी जाये तो वहां भी कई प्रकार की परेशानियां सामने आती हैं। स्थिति की गंभीरता का अंदाज इसी से लगाया जा सकता है कि भारत सरकार का बाल एवं महिला मंत्रालय इस विषय में अलग से नजर रख रहा है।

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Aishwarya's first interview after marriage

Life after marriage is "wonderful" for the new Mrs Bachchan who is currently on a honeymoon with her actor-husband Abhishek and gets ready to return to work in a week's time.


"I am feeling wonderful. I am very happy. By the grace of God, everything is wonderful," Aishwarya Bachchan Rai told a news channel in Cannes where she is set to walk the red carpet with her husband at the film festival.



In perhaps her first interview after her marriage on April 20, the Bollywood actress said, "It's all things good. It's a blessing. And it's a wonderful family," she said, going on to describe Abhishek as "superlative and fantastic".



Aishwarya said she had found wonderful parents in her parents-in-law Amitabh and Jaya. Asked if she had changed after marriage, she said, "No. I am just a normal girl in a wonderful time of my life, a very special time."



Aishwarya said she was at the Cannes Film Festival for a day after which she would continue with her holiday that is at its fag end. She said she was looking forward to working with husband Abhishek and father-in-law Amitabh in Sarkar 2.



"...which will be a kind of working with family as we are all related now. It's always a privilege to work with actors like Abhishek and an iconic legend like my father-in-law," Aishwarya said.





Monday, April 09, 2007

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Burning Calories


Taking off the clothes:
-With her permission: 12 cal
-Without her permission: 166 cal

Taking the bra off:
-With both hands: 8 cal
-With one hand: 11 cal
-With one hand being slapped: 53 cal
-With the mouth: 91 cal

Putting on the condom:
-With erection: 6 cal
-Without erection: 335 cal

Preliminaries:
-Trying to find the clitoris: 14 cal
-Trying to find the G spot: 107 cal
-Without giving a damn: 0 cal

Positions:
-Missionary: 13 cal
-Doggie-Style: 19 cal
-69 lying down: 20 cal
-69 sanding up: 137 cal
-Hostess trolley: 223 cal
-Italian Chandelier: 934 cal

Having an orgasm:
-Real: 115 cal
-Fake: 404 cal

Post orgasm:
-Staying in bed: 5 cal
-Jumping off the bed: 30 cal
-Explaining why you jumped off the bed: 894 cal

Getting the second errection:
-Between 16 and 19 years of age: 14 cal
-From 20 to 29: 36 cal
-From 30 to 39: 97 cal
-From 40 to 49: 376 cal
-From 50 to 59: 919 cal
-Over 60: 3623 cal

Putting on the clother:
-Quitely: 4 cal
-Hurriedly: 99 cal
-With her husband opening the door: 5190 cal

Thursday, March 29, 2007

World Cup 2007...... Breaking news!!!....

World Cup 2007...... Breaking news!!!....







Chances are that India might qualify to super 8’s…..Three Bangladeshi players including captain tested positive for Dope Test. If Ban is banned from WC, next team in same pool will take its place……which is India….. Check out NDTV exclusive bulletin attached.

Scroll below more details ->





















































India is already out and you havejust been fooled.



April Fool !!!!



In Advance!!!













Friday, March 16, 2007

Relation Between Office & Bollywood Films

For an Employee who is ready to leave his Job : Doli Saja Ke Rakhna.

Dos & Windows : Do Raaste.

Internet : Door Gagan Ki Chhav Mein.

A Project having two Project Leader : Ek Phool Do Mali.

An Employee without Accommodation : Pardesi Babu.

Super User Password : Gupt.

Interview : Muquabla.

A System infected by Virus : Pyar To Hona Hi Tha.

Anti Virus Kit : Soldier.

Pentium IV and Pentium III : Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan.

For an Employee who signs a Bond : Bandhan.

For an Employee who works Sincerely : Dil Se.

System without RAM : Kora Kagaz.

A System which frequently requires Bootable Disk : Sharabi.

An Employee who is in Company for more than Three Years : Amar Prem.

Bill Gates : Hum Se Badhkar Kaun.

Backup : Jagte Raho.

An Employee on Probation : Paying Guest.

Ctrl + Alt + Del : Aakhri Raasta.

An Employee who frequently changes the Company : Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi.

Opertator v/s Compter : Main Khiladi Tu Anadi.

Windows 2000 : Bade Dilwala.

Server : Godfather.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Mallika Sherawat Romancing Two Husbands and a Lover


Ms. Mallika Sherawat and her never ending quest for formerly national and now international fame are finally bearing some fruit. The arrogant lass tried hard to impress Jackie Chan in Myth and now it is Bill Bannerman, Hollywood stalwart Clint Eastwood’s right-hand man.


After screening various talents across continents for his mainstream Hollywood film Unveiled, the director has given the nod to Mallika. Well this time around Mallika has managed to beat actresses Aishwarya Rai and Shilpa Shetty to it; both being strong contenders for the role. Speculations are rife that Aishwarya Rai had date problems and her impending marriage plans would have been a possible hindrance. As for Shilpa Shetty, sources revealed that she only has a big name. In reality, she still hasn’t signed anything worthwhile so far.


Mumbai Mirror reports :
Mallika’s will be seen in a highly performance-oriented role (finally!). Bannerman says, "Behind the dark burkha, there lies a sexy, manipulative victim, whose life is in grave danger. But she is very dangerous too." The film revolves around the life of a Muslim woman who has two husbands and a lover. It will be a blend of film noir, thriller and dark drama.


Bill has been working on the casting for a long time now and considered many actresses for the role, before zeroing in on Mallika, that is. Sources reveal, "Hillary Swank and Penelope Cruz had shown interest, but they wanted the actress to be a South Asian or from the Middle East so that she could portray the character of a Muslim woman from the Middle East, and lend a degree of authenticity in terms of accent, body language, knowledge of customs, etc."


Oooh, the story seems interesting. Life of a Muslim woman with TWO husbands, and making matters worse, a lover too! Wonder how Muslims, the world over would react and the numerous controversies it could stir. Catching Unveiled in India kinda seems

Monday, February 26, 2007

Software Engineers in Sholay style

Amitabh : Mausi, ladka Software Company main kaam karta hai..


Mausi : Hai ram.. Kaam karta hai software co. main...??


Amitabh : Aajkal to salary bhi mil rahi hai use..


Mausi : To kya salary nahi milti thi..


Amitabh : Ab apraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota haimausi.....


Mausi : Hai hai ...To kya apraisal bhi nahi hoti uska..


Amitabh : Senior se ladai karne ke baad apraisal mein achhi rating to nahin na milti hai mausi..


Mausi : To kya ladta bhi hai..


Amitabh : Ab der raat tak ghar jaane ko na mille to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..


Mausi : To kya der raat tak ghar bhi nahin jataa..


Amitabh : Ab engineers ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..


Mausi : To kya ladka engineer hai..


Mausi : Kaunse college se kiya..


Amitabh : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge!!


Amitabh : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???


Mausi : Bhale hi hamaari ladki call center wale se shaadi kar lepar Software engineer se katai nahin karegi.....

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Friendship SMS -6



[ 121. ]



Friendship is vast like universe, deep like ocean, high like sky,

strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like HUM and sweet like tum


[ 122. ]



Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement
is when you make a friend for 1000's years.



[ 123. ]



Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies
although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my
heart!


[ 124. ]



As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow
awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.


[ 125. ]



GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if
He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!


[ 126. ]



If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden
& cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!



[ 127. ]



6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries;
Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND


[ 128. ]


Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine:
it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.







[ 129. ]



True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure,
they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

[ 130. ]



To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart
i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS



[ 131. ]



God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned
in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.


[ 132. ]



Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best
to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep


[ 133. ]



Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I
looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.


[ 134. ]



Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being
accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing,
talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And
I hope you have the best


[ 135. ]



Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship
immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry


Friendship SMS -5



[ 97. ]



Friendship is sweet when it?s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when
its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than
my share!

[ 98. ]


KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them.
I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..



[ 99. ]


FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U
UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold
oN!!!



[ 100. ]



A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere
to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is
u.


[ 101. ]



If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the
"BEST"!!!!!!!!!


[ 102. ]



A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect
friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.


[ 103. ]



When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder
why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found
you.



[ 104. ]



Few Relations in Earth Never Die.Want 2 know What it is? Read again.. (F)few
(R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die






[ 105. ]



Friendship is a silent gift of nature..

More old .. more strong..

More deep.. more clear..

More close.. more warm..

Less words.. more understanding..

[ 106. ]



Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given
by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...Take Care...



[ 107. ]



A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears
r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.


[ 108. ]



Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.Face is a book, try 2 read it.Love is precious,
B ready 2 sacrifice for it & Friendship is like a mirror never break it!



[ 109. ]



There is "And" bitween Sky and Earth, But there is nothing bitween
Me and You,but this "And" bitween Me and You is 'Anybody Not Disturb


[ 110. ]



Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day
long....


[ 111. ]



You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you
must remember, you are the one for me!!!


[ 112. ]



Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with
you was completely out of my control.






[ 113. ]



this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll
always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

[ 114. ]



Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is
hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!


[ 115. ]



FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An
UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!


[ 116. ]



Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!


[ 117. ]



the test oF friendship dosen't comes when u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT
waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe....



[ 118. ]



A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.


[ 119. ]



One tree can start a forest, One Smile can start Friendship , One touch can
show luv n care, & One friend like u can make life worth-living!



[ 120. ]


Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur eyes &
snuggle up tight I'm wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!




Friendship SMS -4



[ 73. ]



Sumtime i 4get 2say HI, sumtime i miss 2reply,sumtimes my msg doesn't reach
u, but it doesnt mean i 4get u,bcoz. ur 1 of a kind and always in mind...

[ 74. ]



If u drop me, i 'll break, If u hold me, i 'll shake, If u need me, i'll hurry,
If u don't call me, i 'll worry, If u hurt me, i'll cry, but friend , If u leave
me, i 'll die...


[ 75. ]



Arre..listen.. 2 people were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur address
n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY & HAPPINES.!!!


[ 76. ]



Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love bcoz sun rises in east
and sets in west but friendship rises in heart and sets after death. do remember
ur friends..


[ 77. ]



A Friend is : 1% Funny , 2% Sweet , 3% Caring , 4% Loving , and ...................
90% Smart & GooD lOOkinG . That's y U r My FRIEND .... !!!! Have a nice
day n Keep smiling!!!


[ 78. ]



Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time .. Go, live life make a difference
touch ones heart, encourage 1's mind inspire 1's soul & enjoy d day...'
1 more time.!


[ 79. ]



Dear O Dear, You are not Near, But I can Hear, Dont Get Fear, Your memories
Here, Live with Cheer, No more Tear!....... MY DEAR FRIEND


[ 80. ]



Life's lyk a novel. Mani chapters read and forgotten. But's there's one i wont
4get.. Its de chapters i met u and we became friends.. Take care..





[ 81. ]



We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by
DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!



[ 82. ]



FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but
is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...


[ 83. ]



Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always
there for you...


[ 84. ]



Our "Frenship" is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have...
when u feel upset and alone,withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit
it in my a/c


[ 85. ]



A lovely star dropped on earth one night.Asked me u want a million dollar or
a good frnd?I had 2 choose million dollars coz, I already have u...


[ 86. ]



MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as
much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot!


[ 87. ]



Longest love is mother's love,Shotest love is other love, Sweetest love is Lover's
love, but Strongest love is friend love., like u and me!


[ 88. ]



sweet but not honey, precious but not money, bright but not sunshine, Improves
with time but not wine, dont know?? ,it's me..!






[ 89. ]


A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift.

A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift.

A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace.

And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place



[ 90. ]



Feelings R many but Words R few.. Clouds R dark, But Sky is blue.. Love is a
paper, life is a glue Everything is false.. but Friendship s True...!!


[ 91. ]



24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day! 7 Sweet day! makes 1 Sweet week! 4 Sweet weaks
make 1 Sweet person like u meakes the life sweet!


[ 92. ]



When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked "what is ur wish
2 day?" i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this
SMS"!


[ 93. ]



Help ever... hurt never... love ever.. hate naver... give ever... except never...
smile ever... cry never... think me ever..forget me never...!


[ 94. ]



Heart could only Love 4 a while, U can put many relation in a file, U can make
a desert from the nile, But u cant stop my smile, when i see ur name on my mobile.!



[ 95. ]


Conducting a blood test on u... testing... testing in progress... result: SORRY
HIV+(HONEY IN VEINS) ur full of honey no wonder ur so sweet!



[ 96. ]


Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad
W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U!





 

Friendship SMS -3



[ 49. ]



I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are.
I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!

[ 50. ]



Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends
listen to what you don't say...



[ 51. ]



plants are green and earth is blue, why ur so nice to me i want a clue, What
ever may be the resone like u , b'coz in world like this, i will never get a
friend like you!


[ 52. ]



Beauty is start of life, beauty is art of life, risk is part of life, and good
friend is heart of life


[ 53. ]



How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in
the sky, as long as angels are there up high, till the water runs dry and till
the day I die. We will be friends.


[ 54. ]



I can't b d best person in this world, but I can be me. I may not b d sweetest,
but I can b as sweet as I can b. I may not b d one for u, but I'll always b
there for u.


[ 55. ]



Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others
tell after you die


[ 56. ]



I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of
PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely!





[ 57. ]



F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SCRROW!..
N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! tats YOU my FRIEND..


[ 58. ]



Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth.
Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!


[ 59. ]



Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive
friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things


[ 60. ]



A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and
never say good bye.


[ 61. ]



It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them. I
am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend
the rest keeping you.


[ 62. ]



Wonderful people r carefully created by God,wonderful moments are carefylly
planned by God,wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God


[ 63. ]



A friend gives hope when life is low, A friend is a place you've no where to
go,A friend is honest,friend is true, A friend is percious, A friend is you.!!!



[ 64. ]



Notice ur phone got heavier with this message ? it contains load of love. affection
and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a nive sleep Good nite!






[ 65. ]



For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer..
cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!


[ 66. ]



Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help
u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!


[ 67. ]



Earth wants water, Flower wants dew, I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u!



[ 68. ]



Freindship happens inside the heart, Slient.. Unwritten.. Unnbreakable by distance..Unchangeable
by time.. Once a Friend, always a Freind.!


[ 69. ]



Know what makes me happy wen u msg me? Not ur jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs
but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the call when it beeps knowing that
u remember me.!


[ 70. ]



There's st@ry behind every friendship. Each friend we make is start @f each
st@ry, our st@ry had a w@nderful begining.. H@pe this st@ry,never has an ending!



[ 71. ]


No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its
warmth ... will bring it to us



[ 72. ]



1 advice-take care, 1 Request-dont change, 1 Wish dont forget me, 1 Lie-I Hate
U, 1 Truth-I Miss U, 1 Hope-We 'll always be Good Friend!





 

Friendship SMS -2

[ 25. ]


If i get ur Smile, I dont need Flowers,If i get ur Voice, I dont need Music,
If u speack to me, I dont need anybody else,U just b my Friend, I dont need
the world!


[ 26. ]



MY FRIEND should be... My madicine when i'm in pain, MY letter when i'm Far,
My smile whan i'm sad, My handkerchef when i cry, My life when i die!


[ 27. ]



Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS, Ur smile is ANALOGESIC, Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMTORY,
Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC, Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC.. that's why i never fall
ill:)


[ 28. ]



When ur alone, When ur crying, When ur upset, Don't think of me!! just call me
coz incoming is free for me.. my friend!!


[ 29. ]



I can t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to
b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like
U.


[ 30. ]



Feeling is a painting,never spoil it.Face is a book, try to read it.Love is
precious,never lose it And frndship is a mirror, never break it..


[ 31. ]



I sent my cares 2 the wind and ask the wind 2 pass them 2 u,when u feel the
wind blowing against ur face thats me saying take care of urself..


[ 32. ]



Whenever I see your smiling face I have to smile myself, because I like you,
you're my friend!!!






[ 33. ]



If one day you feel like crying, call me. I can't promise to make you laugh, but
I'm willing to cry with you

[ 34. ]



I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have
the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem. a friend like you.



[ 35. ]



WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLOOD AND FRIEND.BLOOD ENTERS THE HEART AND FLOWS.BUT
FRIEND ENTERS THE HEART AND STAY INSIDE FOREVER.......


[ 36. ]



i could send a million heart warming notes of friendshipbut sometimes they are
too long when all i need to say is simple THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIEND.


[ 37. ]



Life is a garden,good friends are the flowers and the time spent togeather are
life`s happiest hours


[ 38. ]



Hi, there.... Perhaps that You Plus Me Equal to FRienDshiP Do drop an equation
if i am correct in maths ;)


[ 39. ]



One day Friendship and Love met. Love asked why do you exists when I am here,
friendship ans I am here to leave smile where u leave tears.


[ 40. ]



Hold 10 Roses in Ur Hands & Stand Opposite to the Mirror,

U'll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful Rose in the World is
U my dear friend....






[ 41. ]



when u r sad.........i will try ur tears

when u r scared.........i will confort ur fears

when u r worried........i will give u hope

when u r confused.......i will give u cope

and when u r lost.......and cant see the light

i shall be ur beacon.....shining ever so bright

this is my oath........i pledge tillthe end

why u may ask?........because u r my friend

[ 42. ]



Some friends r worth 2b thrown, Some r good 2 keep, Some r 2b treasured 4 ever,
and i think ur one 2 b kept 4 ever.


[ 43. ]



There r many stars but the Moon is u. There r many friends but the Sweet one
is u. To forget me is now up t@ u. To forget u is something i will never ever
do


[ 44. ]



A good friend is like a computer, Enter your life ,'Save' u in their heart,
'format' ur problam 'shift' u to opportunities & never 'delete' u from 'memory'!



[ 45. ]



The recipe of friendship:, 1 cup of sharing.. 2 cups of caring.. 3 cups of forgiveness
&hugs.. mixx all these together to make friends 4 ever..


[ 46. ]



Have a "HEART" that never breaks, Have a"SMILE" that never
fades, HAve a touch that never Hurt$, Have a "FRIENDSHIP" that naver
ends , Like Ours!


[ 47. ]



Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a
little more luv, a little less fight a little more "WE" & a little
Less "I"!


[ 48. ]



With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.. 5 litter blood...206 bones.. 1.2 million red cells..
60 trillion D.N.A.'s.. I wish u "very GOOD DAY"...!



Friendship SMS -1

[ 1. ]



some thing can not be described......

some moments can not be shared......

some feelings can not be explained....

some words can not be described.....

but.....nothing can be hidden from a true friend..

[ 2. ]



heart is like a crystal preserve it.love is like perfume spread it,feeling is
like flood flow it.friendship is like an umbrella,come let's share it.


[ 3. ]



i sent u an SMS, It was flying in the air and it met to your SMS, which was
also fyling towards me, they both fall in Love and disappeared there forever


[ 4. ]



If u read,u owe me a HUG,

if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,

if u save,u owe me a DATE,

if u return txt msg 2 me,

u OWE me All,

bt if u ignore,

U r MINe!

So wat will U do?


[ 5. ]



I won't promise to be your friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let
me be your friend as long as I live.


[ 6. ]



Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory.
But there's something you won't lose. Me, coz I'll always be your friend.


[ 7. ]



Some friends are remembered because of their smile. Some friends are remembered
because of their style. But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember.
Take care.


[ 8. ]



don`t love friend like a flower,--;--;<@ because a flower dies in season.
Love them like a river,because a river-_-_-_-_-_-_- flows foreever.



[ 9. ]



A true friend is not like rain which rain and leave away.a true friend is like
air ,sometimes silent but always around you.


[ 10. ]



Who is a friend, A push when u r stoped, a touch when u r lost,a word whenu
r quiet, asmile when u r sad,a shoulder when u cry, May u have go0d friends.



[ 11. ]



Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start
on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.


[ 12. ]



I AM ON THE WAY TO DEATH I HAVE TO CROSS A BIG SEA TO REACH THE DOCTOR. THATS
WHY I NEED A SHIP. PLEASE SEND YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND SAVE MY LIFE.......


[ 13. ]



Whenever u want to know how rich u r, juz drop a tear from ur eyes n look around?
The number of hands that reach out to wipe your tears will tell u how rich you
are!


[ 14. ]



What is real but invisible? Ur love? What is true but unfair? Ur away from me?
What is sweet but invincible? Ur smile? What is precious but priceless? Ur friendship?



[ 15. ]



If I cud give u a gift? I wud give u the ability 2 see urself, d way I c u,
so that u wud know what a wonderful FRIEND u are!


[ 16. ]



Not every bird can dance,But peacock did that.Not every flower can represent
LOVE,but Rose did that.Not every Friend can reach upto HEART,But u did that...





[ 17. ]



How 2 grow friendship? pick a good heart, plant in a pot of trust, water with
good thoughts, add some emotions and faith, remove the misunderstanding and
nourish it.


[ 18. ]



Eveything in this world is so fine, but everything in this world is not mine,
but there is one thing that is pure & divine? ur friendship & lucky
to be mine?


[ 19. ]



Vacancy Post-True Friend.

Eligiblity-Loving & caring

Duty-To love

Experience-Not reqiured.

Salary- Never Ending Love.

Joining-Immediately.

Are you interested...


[ 20. ]



Dear Customer,We would like to inform you that your true friend Mr/Mrs___is
missing u a lot. Thank you.Sender:Helpline


[ 21. ]



you konw what? I like u!! you know why?becoz u r d'best,you know why?in ur own
simple ways ,u make me feel special u know when?since the day we became

=f=r=n=d=s=


[ 22. ]



I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest.
Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you


[ 23. ]



10 messages received, 1, HI, 2, Hello, 3, I miss U, 4 How r U?, 5, hope ur fine,
6, keep smilling, 7, Take Care, 8, God bless U, 9, Be happy, 10, Gud night.!



[ 24. ]



FRIENDSHIP is:=, vast like..."Universe" , Deep like.. "Ocean",
high like.. "Sky", strong like.. "Iron", kind like.. "Mother",
cute like..."Me", and sweet like.."U"!




 

Latest Added SMS

[ 1. ]

uff allah yeh lardki .. deakho tum nah sms mein koi sawal nahi kiya karo? sawal karna ho tou call kiya karo ..tum sawal karti ho tou sms karna parhta hia phir fuzool mein 10 ruppe ka easy load karwana parhta hia


[ 2. ]

Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga jawab,agar na aayee jawab tu udas na hona,samaj le na waqt ni humare leye un k pass.


[ 3. ]

Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai?Tv hai? Kon se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Apke ghar me chipakali hai? Billi hai? Kutta kyo nai hai?Audio hai k cd k dvd?Home theater kyo nai hai?nal hai? Pani aata hai?Fridge hai? Bada hai k chota?Thanda karta hai? ice banata hai?Konc company ka hai?To dusri Co. ka kyo nai hai?Fan hai k AC? Coolr kyo nai hai?Phone nai hai? ACHHA.MOBIL HAI? BALANCE HAI?TO sMsKARO NA YAAR


[ 4. ]

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
@@@@@@@@
dakh kia rahe ho
chavaniyan hain...
utha lo
sms karny k kaam aain gy kanjoosssssssssssssssssssssss:)


[ 5. ]

congratulations!!!!! you are awarded tha degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA stands for "MEMBER OF BAYWAFA ASSOCIATION"


[ 6. ]

haqeeqat samjho ya fasana
begana kaho ya dewana..
suno is dil ka afsana..
ay dost tary SMS hain mary jeeny ka bahana..


[ 7. ]

Government imposing new taxes. call Rs.10, sms Rs.5, mms Rs.15, But you don't worry, missed call is still free


[ 8. ]

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.


[ 9. ]

My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!


[ 10. ]

Hum SMS nahi karte hai to wo samajhte hai k inhe aadat hai bhool jane ki, par wo nadaan kya samajhe ke yeh bhi ek adaa hai dost ko thoda sa satane ki.....


[ 11. ]

Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge.... Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekhna,Mere SMS sitaron par likhe nazar aayenge...


[ 12. ]

Without U'r sms&calls days are like :"Moanday" "Tearsday" "Wasteday" "Thirstday" "Frightday" "Shatterday" "Sadday" so send SMS 2 me everyday...!


[ 13. ]

Devdas ke baap ne kaha Ghar shor do, Maan ne kaha Paaro ko shor do,Paaro ne kaha Daaru peena shor do,Aap ko kis ne kaha sms kerna shor do


[ 14. ]

Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....


[ 15. ]

Rab k ikhtiyar may kia nahi,wo tujhe iss terah se nawaz day,teri saari duaein yun qabul hon k,teray lab pe koi dua na rahey ameeen


[ 16. ]

sham se aankh may nami c hai,aj phir ap ki kami c hai,koi sms kero k saans chaley,kuch der se nabz thami c hai:-)


[ 17. ]

MEK MSG ROZ, KEEP YOUR FRIEND CLOSE,
EK DIN ME PAANCH DOSTI MAI NA AYE AANCH,
EK DIN MAI DUS MILE DOSTI KA RUS,
EK DIN MAI BIS, PHELE EK TO BHEJO PLEASE.


[ 18. ]

SMOKE EVERYDAY
S-SEND
M-ME
O-ONE
K-KOOL SMS
E-EVERYDAY
so be cool and smoke everydy


[ 19. ]

eri tabiyaat theek nahi hai, Dr ko dhikhaya hai, dr ne bola hai ki kisi kanjoos ko SMS karo tabiyat theek ho jayegi, aaab kooch theek lag raha hai.


[ 20. ]

Ks qadar hamari DOSTI ka imtehaan na lijye......Kioo khafa ho yeh bayaan tou kijye......Kar dejye maaf agar ho gaii ho ghaltii......U sms na kar k hum ko saza mat dejye

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Kalyug ki Kavita



Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha.

Tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara,
BIN LADEN ko hath laga kar to dikha.

Tune Arjun ko to Saari Geeta sunayee,
Mere Project Manager se ek baar baat kar ke to dikha..

Tune to Arjun ka Sarathi banke Pandavon ko jitaaya
Indian Cricket team ka Coach ban ke WorldCup jitaake to dikha.

Tune bhari mehfil mein draupadi ko saree pehnai,
Mallika sherawat ko ek jodi kapde pehna ke to dikha.

Tune gokul ki 1600 gopiyan patai,
Meri company ki sirf ek ladki ko pata kar to dikha.

Hey Krishna tu is kalyug mein aa kar to dikha

Thursday, February 01, 2007

ICC Cricket World Cup 2007 Schedule, West Indies

Upcoming Match Schedule of the elite game Cricket so that you always Watch live Cricket at your convinient streaming on time.

ICC Cricket World Cup 2007 Schedule, West Indies

Cricket World Cup 2007 Match Schedule

The match schedule for ICC Cricket World Cup 2007 in West Indies was announced on July 19, 2005 in the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago. The opening ceremony of the 9th ICC World Cup has been scheduled on March 11, 2007 at Trelawny Stadium in Jamaica. According to schedule, the first match of the ICC Cricket World Cup 2007 will be played on March 13, 2007 at Sabina Park in Kingston, Jamaica, between the host West Indies and Pakistan There are a total of 16 teams participating in this largest edition of Cricket World Cup, divided into 4 groups (A, B, C, and D).

The ICC World Cup tournament will see a total of 51 ODI matches played over a 47-day period, in 11 world-class stadia at 9 host venues in the beautiful Caribbean islands. The Group Stage Matches will be held during March 13-25, 2007, at St. Kitts & Nevis (Group A), Trinidad & Tobago (Group B), St. Lucia (Group C), and Jamaica (Group D). The winners and runners-up from each group will advance to the Second Stage Super 8, where eight teams will contest for a berth in semi-finals. Super 8 Round Match Schedule has been fixed during March 27-April 21 at various venues in Antigua, Guyana, Grenada and Barbados. The Semi-finals Match Schedule is fixed for April 24 and April 25 in Jamaica and Saint Lucia. The two semi-finalists will meet at Kensington Oval in Barbados on April 28 for the final of the 9th ICC Cricket World Cup.




ICC Cricket World Cup 2007 Match Schedule

Group Stage - Match Schedule



Pool/Group 1 Pool/Group 2 Pool/Group 3 Pool/Group 4
 Australia  Sri Lanka  New Zealand  West Indies
 South Africa  India  England  Pakistan
 Netherlands  angladesh  Kenya  Zimbabwe
 Scotland  Bermuda  Canada  Ireland


Date

Teams

Venues

Tue 13 Mar

West Indies v Pakistan

Sabina Park, Jamaica

Wed 14 Mar

Australia v Scotland

Warner Park Stadium, St Kitts & Nevis

 

Canada v Kenya

Beausejour Stadium, St Lucia

Thu 15 Mar

Bermuda v Sri Lanka

Queens Park Oval, Trinidad & Tobago

 

Ireland v Zimbabwe

Sabina Park, Jamaica

Fri 16 Mar

Netherlands v South Africa

Warner Park Stadium, St Kitts & Nevis

 

England v New Zealand

Beausejour Stadium, St Lucia

Sat 17 Mar

Bangladesh v India

Queens Park Oval, Trinidad & Tobago

 

Ireland v Pakistan

Sabina Park, Jamaica

Sun 18 Mar

Australia v Netherlands

Warner Park Stadium, St Kitts & Nevis

 

Canada v England

Beausejour Stadium, St. Lucia

Mon 19 Mar

Bermuda v India

Queens Park Oval, Trinidad & Tobago

 

West Indies v Zimbabwe

Sabina Park, Jamaica

Tue 20 Mar

Scotland v South Africa

Warner Park Stadium, St Kitts & Nevis

 

Kenya v New Zealand

Beausejour Stadium, St Lucia

Wed 21 Mar

Bangladesh v Sri Lanka

Queens Park Oval, Trinidad & Tobago

 

Pakistan v Zimbabwe

Sabina Park, Jamaica

Thu 22 Mar

Netherlands v Scotland

Warner Park Stadium, St Kitts & Nevis

 

Canada v New Zealand

Beausejour Stadium, St Lucia

Fri 23 Mar

India v Sri Lanka

Queens Park Oval, Trinidad & Tobago

 

Ireland v West Indies

Sabina Park, Jamaica

Sat 24 Mar

Australia v South Africa

Warner Park Stadium, St Kitts & Nevis

 

England v Kenya

Beausejour Stadium, St Lucia

Sun 25 Mar

Bangladesh v Bermuda

Queens Park Oval, Trinidad & Tobago

Second Stage - Super Eight Match Schedule


Date

Teams

Venues

Tue 27 Mar

D2 v A1

Sir Vivian Richards Stadium, Antigua & Barbuda

Wed 28 Mar

A2 v B1

Providence Stadium, Guyana

Thu 29 Mar

D2 v C1

Sir Vivian Richards Stadium, Antigua & Barbuda

Fri 30 Mar

D1 v C2

Providence Stadium, Guyana

Sat 31 Mar

A1 v B2

Sir Vivian Richards Stadium, Antigua & Barbuda

Sun 01 Apr

D2 v B1

Providence Stadium, Guyana

Mon 02 Apr

B2 v C1

Sir Vivian Richards Stadium, Antigua & Barbuda

Tue 03 Apr

D1 v A2

Providence Stadium, Guyana

Wed 04 Apr

C2 v B1

Sir Vivian Richards Stadium, Antigua & Barbuda

Sat 07 Apr

B2 v A2

Providence Stadium, Guyana

Sun 08 Apr

A1 v C2

Sir Vivian Richards Stadium, Antigua & Barbuda

Mon 09 Apr

D1 v C1

Providence Stadium, Guyana

Tue 10 Apr

D2 v A2

Queen's Park, Grenada

Wed 11 Apr

C2 v B2

Kensington Oval, Barbados

Thu 12 Apr

B1 v C1

Queen's Park, Grenada

Fri 13 Apr

A1 v D1

Kensington Oval, Barbados

Sat 14 Apr

A2 v C1

Queen's Park, Grenada

Sun 15 Apr

B2 v D1

Kensington Oval, Barbados

Mon 16 Apr

A1 v B1

Queen's Park, Grenada

Tue 17 Apr

A2 v C2

Kensington Oval, Barbados

Wed 18 Apr

D1 v B1

Queen's Park, Grenada

Thu 19 Apr

D2 v B2

Kensington Oval, Barbados

Fri 20 Apr

A1 v C1

Queen's Park, Grenada

Sat 21 Apr

D2 v C2

Kensington Oval, Barbados

Semi–Finals - Match Schedule

Semi Final 1

Semi Final 2

Venue

Tue 24 Apr

2nd Vs. 3rd

Sabina Park, Jamaica

Wed 25 Apr

1st Vs. 4th

Beausejour Stadium, St Lucia

ICC World Cup Final - Match Schedule


Final

Venue

Sat 28 Apr

Semi-Finalist 1 Vs. 2

Kensington Oval, Barbados



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