Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..
toilet!
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Train main wife husband se boli:- Aaj suhagrat hai kuch karo naa !
Pati bola:- Dekha nahin saamne kya likha hai? CHALTI TRAIN MAIN CHADNA MANA HAI...
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I am AMITAB, From 'KBC,
Is waqt apki Girl Friend Mere saamne baithi hai aur usko aapki help ki zarurt hai.
Agli Awaaz apki Girl Frnd ki hogi
Aah Aah, BACHAO....
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Lady 2nd floor se Kele wale ko dekh kr pochti hai ‘kela kesy dega?’
Kele wala:- mem sahab 8 me 12
Lady:- 7(sath) me 13(tera) longi. Deta hai to upar aaja..
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Ek kuwari ladki pregnant ho gai. Uske papa ne pucha ki ye baccha kiska hain.
Ladki ne kaha:- Papa chote-chote recharge daalti thi, pata nahi ye life time validity kaha se dal gayi.
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