Wednesday, March 19, 2008

रंगों में घुली लड़की ....

खाके गुजिया, पी के भंग
लगा के थोड़ा थोड़ा सा रंग
बजा के ढोलक और मृदंग
खेलें होली हम तेरे संग।
होली मुबारक


रंग उड़ाये पिचकारी
रंग से रंग जाये दुनिया सारी
होली के रंग आपके जीवन को रंग दें
ये शुभकामना है हमारी।
शुभ होली।


रंग के त्यौहार में
सभी रंगों की हो भरमार
ढेर सारी खुशियों से भरा हो आपका संसार
यही दुआ है हमारी भगवान से हर बार।
होली मुबारक।


मक्की की रोटी नींबू का अचार
सूरज की किरणें खुशियों की बहार
चांद की चांदनी अपनॊं का प्यार
मुबारक हो आपको होली का त्यौहार।


रंगों में घुली लड़की क्या लाल गुलाबी है
जो देखता है कहता है क्या माल गुलाबी है
पिछले बरस तूने जो भिगोया था होली में
अब तक निशानी का वो रुमाल गुलाबी है।


Thursday, March 13, 2008

Funny situations between boys & girls.........

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me ...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest hour of my life ...

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

GIRL1: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth

BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!

BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!

BOY : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck