Thursday, March 29, 2007

World Cup 2007...... Breaking news!!!....

World Cup 2007...... Breaking news!!!....

Chances are that India might qualify to super 8’s…..Three Bangladeshi players including captain tested positive for Dope Test. If Ban is banned from WC, next team in same pool will take its place……which is India….. Check out NDTV exclusive bulletin attached.

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India is already out and you havejust been fooled.

April Fool !!!!

In Advance!!!

Friday, March 16, 2007

Relation Between Office & Bollywood Films

For an Employee who is ready to leave his Job : Doli Saja Ke Rakhna.

Dos & Windows : Do Raaste.

Internet : Door Gagan Ki Chhav Mein.

A Project having two Project Leader : Ek Phool Do Mali.

An Employee without Accommodation : Pardesi Babu.

Super User Password : Gupt.

Interview : Muquabla.

A System infected by Virus : Pyar To Hona Hi Tha.

Anti Virus Kit : Soldier.

Pentium IV and Pentium III : Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan.

For an Employee who signs a Bond : Bandhan.

For an Employee who works Sincerely : Dil Se.

System without RAM : Kora Kagaz.

A System which frequently requires Bootable Disk : Sharabi.

An Employee who is in Company for more than Three Years : Amar Prem.

Bill Gates : Hum Se Badhkar Kaun.

Backup : Jagte Raho.

An Employee on Probation : Paying Guest.

Ctrl + Alt + Del : Aakhri Raasta.

An Employee who frequently changes the Company : Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi.

Opertator v/s Compter : Main Khiladi Tu Anadi.

Windows 2000 : Bade Dilwala.

Server : Godfather.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Mallika Sherawat Romancing Two Husbands and a Lover

Ms. Mallika Sherawat and her never ending quest for formerly national and now international fame are finally bearing some fruit. The arrogant lass tried hard to impress Jackie Chan in Myth and now it is Bill Bannerman, Hollywood stalwart Clint Eastwood’s right-hand man.

After screening various talents across continents for his mainstream Hollywood film Unveiled, the director has given the nod to Mallika. Well this time around Mallika has managed to beat actresses Aishwarya Rai and Shilpa Shetty to it; both being strong contenders for the role. Speculations are rife that Aishwarya Rai had date problems and her impending marriage plans would have been a possible hindrance. As for Shilpa Shetty, sources revealed that she only has a big name. In reality, she still hasn’t signed anything worthwhile so far.

Mumbai Mirror reports :
Mallika’s will be seen in a highly performance-oriented role (finally!). Bannerman says, "Behind the dark burkha, there lies a sexy, manipulative victim, whose life is in grave danger. But she is very dangerous too." The film revolves around the life of a Muslim woman who has two husbands and a lover. It will be a blend of film noir, thriller and dark drama.

Bill has been working on the casting for a long time now and considered many actresses for the role, before zeroing in on Mallika, that is. Sources reveal, "Hillary Swank and Penelope Cruz had shown interest, but they wanted the actress to be a South Asian or from the Middle East so that she could portray the character of a Muslim woman from the Middle East, and lend a degree of authenticity in terms of accent, body language, knowledge of customs, etc."

Oooh, the story seems interesting. Life of a Muslim woman with TWO husbands, and making matters worse, a lover too! Wonder how Muslims, the world over would react and the numerous controversies it could stir. Catching Unveiled in India kinda seems