Thursday, January 20, 2011

Funny Jokes - Cool Jokes

The World’s Thinnest book is published with title - “WHAT A WOMAN WANTS”


IT has only one page containing only one word – “EVERYTHING”


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Veeru:- Mein apna purse ghar bhul aaya hu, mujhe 1000 Rs. Chahiye.


Jay:- Dost hi Dost ke kaam aata hai. Ye le 10 Rs. Riksha kar aur ghar se purse le aa.




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Ek Sardar gadhe pe baith k college jata tha?


3 saal baad paidal college jane laga.


Socho kyu ???


Kyu ki Gadhe ka Graduation complete ho gaya tha.




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Na mom ki Mar se,


Na Dad k Atyachar se,


Na Dosto ki Fatkar se,


Na Ladki k Inkar se,


Na Chapplo ki bochaar se,


Ladke Darte hai to sirf “RAKHI” ke tyohar se.


COMING SOON...

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