Thursday, August 03, 2006

Long live Bachelors

Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only

thing in life !!


--Anonymous


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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should

be happier than others.


--Oscar Wilde




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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.


--Scottish Proverb




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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for

two years.


--Sam Kinison


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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,

they marry later; for

another thing, they die earlier.

--H. L. Mencken




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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows

why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone

wonders why.


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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.


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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

you can be sure of

one thing: either the car is new or the wife.




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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding

her way back to home always.


--Anonymous


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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our

anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I h! ave never been!" I told
her,

"How about the kitchen?"


--Anonymous


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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.


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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.

That was only for the estimate.


--Anonymous


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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then

the mud fell off.


--Anonymous


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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too

late for the garbage?"

Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."


--Anonymous


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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses

to get to married.

He says "the wedding rings look like minature

handcuffs....."


--Anonymous

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your

wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?

The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u

let him in!


--Anonymous


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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly

parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was

diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be

praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to

die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said,

"Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this

demonstration of pain in is

more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A

child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then

replied "My wife's first husband."


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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband

leaned over, made a wish

and threw in a coin .

The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned

over too much, fell

into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned

for a while but then

smiled " It really works !

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