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Thursday, November 01, 2007

One liner Cool jokes

1. Judge : Why do u want divorce? Banta : She doesn't satisfy me in bed! Preeto: Tu yaha ka collector laga hai? Sari colony khush hai, ik tamari agg nahin bujhti.

2.Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.

3. Pappu meets papa Santa on stairs of a KOTHA. Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!

4. Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

5. Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi. Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga!!

6. Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus. Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain! Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta!!

7. Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade. When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: "Yahi thee,Yahi thee"

8. Santa running after a Bus, catches it n asks the Driver:"Ye bus teri Maaa lagti hai?" Driver : Nahin. Santa : To kya Behan lagti hai? Driver : Nahin. Santa : To phir chadne kyun nahin deta?


9.Yesterday's news : An aunty was raped while jogging. Today's news: More aunties found jogging.

10. How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning? By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE!!

11. Written on the T-Shirt of a girl: SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.

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