Monday, August 21, 2006

Sardarji Encyclopedia

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed.


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How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?


Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear


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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at

you?


Pull the pin and throw it back.


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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?




Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.


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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?


Tell him a joke on Wednesday.


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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?




Trying to hold on to a thought.


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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?




So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.


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Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget

the recipe.


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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?


He threw it off a cliff.


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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?


A wind tunnel.


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What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?




The back of his head.


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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?




Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).


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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?

Just-one Singh.


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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?




They think their picture is being taken.


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Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?




Toes Go In First.


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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?


It has a stamp on it.


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Why can't Sardar dial 911?




They can not find the eleven on the phone


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How do you get Sardar on the roof?




Tell him the drinks are on the house.


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"Oh, look at the dead bird."

Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?


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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?




You always hear about them but you never see them.


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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?




You have to hollow out the head.

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