Monday, August 21, 2006

Sardarji Bloopers

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily.

After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.


The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"


To this the man replies,"Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,'Wash
Basin' ".


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SantaSingh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone.


"Is this one one one one?", says the voice. "No, this is eleven
eleven."


"Are you sure it isn't one one one one?" "No, this is eleven
eleven."


"Well, wrong number. Sorry to have got you up on the middle of the night."


"That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway."


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A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why
are the guys doing what they are doing


The bystander A Marathon race is going on


Sardar : What do they get from that?


Bystander : The winner will get a prize


Sardar : Then why are the others running?!


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Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.


The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I
was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I
accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.."


"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.


"But .. what happened to your other ear?" "The scoundrel called
back."

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