Because someone told him the that the trouble should be as
less as possible.
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Sardarji tied a dog upside down ,ie, by his tail to a tree
branch and was praying religiously below it.....why?
B'cos DOG ko ulta karo to GOD hota hai!
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A sardar had always been worried that why he has one brother
while his sister has two?????
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A sardar selling parachute, jump from plane n press button & you
can land safely.
CUSTOMER: if it doesn't open????
SARDAR : PAISA WAPAS.......
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A sardar is walking along the road. He sees a banana peel. What
does he think??
--"HAT, Aj phir girna padega!!"
Then next day he is walking along the road, he sees two banana
peels. What does he think????????
--"Ispe giru, ya uspe????"
Then the day after that he sees a lot of banana peels on the
road. So he calls home and tells his wife..
--"Aj ghar late aaoonga!!"
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Bush: Impossible does not come in my dictionary...
Sardar: Phir dictionary dhek ke kharidni chahiye thi na
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ekbar light gai hui thi..
SANTA : arre Banta bahuat garmi ho rahi hai, zara pankha
lagana..
BANTA : kardi na sardaronwali baat!! pankha lagaya to
moombatti bujh na jayegi??
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Customer: Is mirror ki guarantee kya hai?
Sardar : It is 99% safe.! 100 feet se fenkoge to 99 feet tak
kuchh nahi hoga"!.
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