Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Enjoy with Sher's

Osama


Osama to Big B: How are you??

Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?

Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.




Be careful when a girl tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart
for this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top.




Boy to a girl: Do you know what a kiss is?

Girl: It is just like an enquiry on the upper floor about the vacancy
on the ground floor.




Chahat


Na chahat hay sitaroon ki,

Na tamanah hai nazaroon ki,

Bus ap jaisa ek dost mil jaye,

Jo mat mar de saroon ki.




Yaad


Tum dor sahi,

Majbor sahi,

Par yaad tumhari ati hai,

Tum saans wahan laitay ho BU(smell)

Yahan tak ati hai :






GALATFAHMI

AANKHON MAIN RAHA DIL MAIN UTER KAR NAHI DAIKIHA

KASHTI KAY MUSAFIR NAY SAMANDER NAHI DAIKHA

PATHER HE SAMJHTA RAHA MAIRA CHAHNT WALA

MAIN MOOM HOON US NAY MUJHY CHOO KAY NAHI DAIKHA




FANNA

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,


Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.


Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,


Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.


Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,


Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.


Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,


Use Utna Kareeb Karde.


Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,


To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA






Roshni

tere dosti ke roshni bari teez hai

har taraf ujala he ujala nazar ata hai

soochta hoon dokaan say bajli kata doon

kambaht bil bahut aata hai




Style

kamal tere nakhray

kamal tera style

mooon doonay ke tameez nahain

aur haath main mobile





Umeed

Mayoos mat hona yeh aik gunnah hota hai

Milta wahi hai jo qismat main likha hota hai


Har cheez miley humain yeh zaroori tou nahi

Kuch cheezon ka zikar doosre jahan main hota hai


Jo khud ko kostey hain woh shayed bekhabar hain

Kuch paalene ka ikhtiyar khud pe bhi hota hai


Har aik ko barsar-e-ilzam kiun thehrayein hum

Apne samne bhi tou aik ayeena hota hai


Hum apni zindagi se kiun haar jayein

Gar doobta hai sooraj tou kal bhi ujala hota ha




TO KIYA HUWA

Aankhon se Tootte hai sitaare to kya huwa

Chalte nahi wo saath hamare to kya huwa


Toofaan ki zad mein azm mere saath saath tha

Kashti ko mil sake na kanare to kya huwa


Tanhayion ne mujh ko gale se laga liya

Wo ban sake na Dilse hamare to kya huwa


Sau hausle hamare qadam choomte rahe

Kuchh be sukoon raat guzare to kya huwa


Manzil bhi, kaarwan bhi, musafir bhi khud raha

Saathi bane na Hamare chaand sitaare tho kya huwa....?






Tujhe Yaad Karta Hoon..

Aanken band kar bhi, hum tera deedar karte hain,

Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.

Lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta,

Saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.

Aakhiri pal tak o bewafaa, tujehe yaad karta hoon,

Teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon.






..Sikha Diya

Bhari mehfil meiN tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya


Tere pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya




Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to




Sab kucch zindagi meiN chup-chaap sehna sikha diya




Muskurane ki ada


Mat Muskurao itna


ke phoolon ko khabar lag jaye,


Ke kare woh tumhari tareef,


Aur tumhe nazar lag jaye.






Great peoples

Short minds discuss people

Average minds discuss events

Good minds discuss ideas

Greatest minds act in sielence




Aansoo

Jab yad aati hai hum muskra letay hain

Kuch pal k lia har gham bhula detaye hain

Kaisy bheeg sakti hain aap ki palkain

Aap k hisay k ansu hum bahaa letay hain




Stages in the life of Ladies

A lady is like


At 18 a football, 22 men behind her.

At 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her.

At 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her.

At 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.




Permission

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.




a lovely love story

thr waz a blind girl who hate herself coz of being blind.she hate every1 axcept
her bf.one day de girl said dat if she can only see the world she will marry
her bf,one day some 1 donated eyez 2 her n then she saw everything including
jer bf.her bf asked herNow dat u can see,will u marry me???de girl waz shocked
when she saw her bf waz also blind n she refuse 2 marry him.

her bf walk away wid tearz n saidjust take care of mah eyez dear.........




 


 




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