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Friday, September 01, 2006

Gazal - Joke

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!

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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,

tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....

ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!


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He: Jan-e-mun, is dil mein chali aao

She: Sandal nikaloon kya!

He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...


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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..

phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!


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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..

Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......

Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...

Magar Mujhe Zukaam Tha !


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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,

yu aansoo na bahana,

Agar meri yaad aaye to,

sidhe upar chale aana!!


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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha

Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!


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Kyon apni qaber khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...

Kyon apni qaber khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...

La, phawda mujhe de!!


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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai

Koi humse bhi ishq kare

Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai!!


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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua tu rab se sikayat hogi....

Ek to jehlla nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!


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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

abe aage bhi to bol............

neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko.............


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Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...

tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya

paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!


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The night is dark, the moon is high,

I stop my car, u ask why?

I come close to u, u feel shy,

I tell u those three magical words....


Hye La, Puncture!!!


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tumhara chehraa moti samaan ..

tumhara chehraa moti samaan...

moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!


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SHAMMA PARWAANE SE RO RO KE KEH RAHII HAI


ZARA RUMAAL TOU DO MERI NAAK BOHUT BEH RAHI HAI


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