Sardar STRIKES again.....Enjoy

Sardarji selected a short girl to marry... Why?

Because someone told him the that the trouble should be as

less as possible.

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Sardarji tied a dog upside down ,ie, by his tail to a tree

branch and was praying religiously below it.....why?

B'cos DOG ko ulta karo to GOD hota hai!

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A sardar had always been worried that why he has one brother

while his sister has two?????

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A sardar selling parachute, jump from plane n press button & you

can land safely.

CUSTOMER: if it doesn't open????

SARDAR : PAISA WAPAS.......

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A sardar is walking along the road. He sees a banana peel. What

does he think??

--"HAT, Aj phir girna padega!!"

Then next day he is walking along the road, he sees two banana

peels. What does he think????????

--"Ispe giru, ya uspe????"

Then the day after that he sees a lot of banana peels on the

road. So he calls home and tells his wife..

--"Aj ghar late aaoonga!!"

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Bush: Impossible does not come in my dictionary...

Sardar: Phir dictionary dhek ke kharidni chahiye thi na

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ekbar light gai hui thi..

SANTA : arre Banta bahuat garmi ho rahi hai, zara pankha

lagana..

BANTA : kardi na sardaronwali baat!! pankha lagaya to

moombatti bujh na jayegi??

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Customer: Is mirror ki guarantee kya hai?

Sardar : It is 99% safe.! 100 feet se fenkoge to 99 feet tak

kuchh nahi hoga"!.

Enjoy with Sher's

Osama

Osama to Big B: How are you??

Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?

Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.

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Be careful when a girl tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart
for this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top.

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Boy to a girl: Do you know what a kiss is?

Girl: It is just like an enquiry on the upper floor about the vacancy
on the ground floor.

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Chahat

Na chahat hay sitaroon ki,

Na tamanah hai nazaroon ki,

Bus ap jaisa ek dost mil jaye,

Jo mat mar de saroon ki.

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Yaad

Tum dor sahi,

Majbor sahi,

Par yaad tumhari ati hai,

Tum saans wahan laitay ho BU(smell)

Yahan tak ati hai :

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GALATFAHMI

AANKHON MAIN RAHA DIL MAIN UTER KAR NAHI DAIKIHA

KASHTI KAY MUSAFIR NAY SAMANDER NAHI DAIKHA

PATHER HE SAMJHTA RAHA MAIRA CHAHNT WALA

MAIN MOOM HOON US NAY MUJHY CHOO KAY NAHI DAIKHA

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FANNA

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,

Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.

Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,

Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.

Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,

Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.

Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,

Use Utna Kareeb Karde.

Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,

To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA

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Roshni

tere dosti ke roshni bari teez hai

har taraf ujala he ujala nazar ata hai

soochta hoon dokaan say bajli kata doon

kambaht bil bahut aata hai

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Style

kamal tere nakhray

kamal tera style

mooon doonay ke tameez nahain

aur haath main mobile

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Umeed

Mayoos mat hona yeh aik gunnah hota hai

Milta wahi hai jo qismat main likha hota hai

Har cheez miley humain yeh zaroori tou nahi

Kuch cheezon ka zikar doosre jahan main hota hai

Jo khud ko kostey hain woh shayed bekhabar hain

Kuch paalene ka ikhtiyar khud pe bhi hota hai

Har aik ko barsar-e-ilzam kiun thehrayein hum

Apne samne bhi tou aik ayeena hota hai

Hum apni zindagi se kiun haar jayein

Gar doobta hai sooraj tou kal bhi ujala hota ha

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TO KIYA HUWA

Aankhon se Tootte hai sitaare to kya huwa

Chalte nahi wo saath hamare to kya huwa

Toofaan ki zad mein azm mere saath saath tha

Kashti ko mil sake na kanare to kya huwa

Tanhayion ne mujh ko gale se laga liya

Wo ban sake na Dilse hamare to kya huwa

Sau hausle hamare qadam choomte rahe

Kuchh be sukoon raat guzare to kya huwa

Manzil bhi, kaarwan bhi, musafir bhi khud raha

Saathi bane na Hamare chaand sitaare tho kya huwa....?

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Tujhe Yaad Karta Hoon..

Aanken band kar bhi, hum tera deedar karte hain,

Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.

Lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta,

Saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.

Aakhiri pal tak o bewafaa, tujehe yaad karta hoon,

Teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon.

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..Sikha Diya

Bhari mehfil meiN tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya

Tere pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya

Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to

Sab kucch zindagi meiN chup-chaap sehna sikha diya

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Muskurane ki ada

Mat Muskurao itna

ke phoolon ko khabar lag jaye,

Ke kare woh tumhari tareef,

Aur tumhe nazar lag jaye.

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Great peoples

Short minds discuss people

Average minds discuss events

Good minds discuss ideas

Greatest minds act in sielence

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Aansoo

Jab yad aati hai hum muskra letay hain

Kuch pal k lia har gham bhula detaye hain

Kaisy bheeg sakti hain aap ki palkain

Aap k hisay k ansu hum bahaa letay hain

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Stages in the life of Ladies

A lady is like

At 18 a football, 22 men behind her.

At 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her.

At 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her.

At 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.

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Permission

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

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a lovely love story

thr waz a blind girl who hate herself coz of being blind.she hate every1 axcept
her bf.one day de girl said dat if she can only see the world she will marry
her bf,one day some 1 donated eyez 2 her n then she saw everything including
jer bf.her bf asked herNow dat u can see,will u marry me???de girl waz shocked
when she saw her bf waz also blind n she refuse 2 marry him.

her bf walk away wid tearz n saidjust take care of mah eyez dear.........

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WHAT IS FRIENDSHIP

FRIENDSHIP IS A PRICELESS GIFT



THAT CANNOT BE BOUGHT OR SOLD

BUT ITS VALUE IS FAR GREATER



THAN THE MOUNTAIN MADE OF GOLD

 

FOR GOLD IS COLD & LIFELESS



IT CAN NEITHER SEE NOR HEAR

 

& IN THE TIME OF TROUBLE

IT IS POWER
LESS 2 CHEER--

 

IT HAS NO EARS 2 LISTEN



NOR HEART 2 UNDERSTAND

 

IT CANNOT BRING U COMFORT



OR REACH OUT A HELPING HAND

 

SO WHEN U ASK



GOD FOR A GIFT



BE THANKFUL IF HE SENDS

 

NOT DIAMONDS, PEARLS OR RICHES



BUT THE LOVE OF REAL TRUE FRIENDS

Shair-o-shairiz

pather bana dia mujhy
rony nahi diya

Pathar Bana Dia Mujahy Rone Nahi Diya

Damaan Bhi Tere Gham Ne Bighone Nahi Dia

Tanhaiyan Tumhara Pata Poochti Rahain

Shaab Bhar Tumhari yaad Ne Sone Nahi Dia

Ankhon Mein Akar Beth Gai Annsoon Ki Lehar

Palkon PeKoi Khoawab Perone Nahi Dia

Dil Ko Tumhare Naam Ke Ansoo Aziz Thay

duniya Ka Dard Dil Mein Samone Nahi Diya

Nasir Yoon Uski Yaad Chali Haath Thaam Ke
Mele Mein Is Jahan Ke khone Nahi diya

Tumhe Ishq Ho Khuda Kare

Tumhe Ishq Ho Khuda Kare

Koi Tumko Us Se Juda Kare

 

Tere Hont Hansa Bhool Jain

Teri Annkh Mein Nami Raha Kare

 

Tujhay Hijar Ki Woh Jhari Lage

Tu Milan Ki Har Pal Dua Kare

 

Tere Khoawab Bikhrein Gali Gali

Tu Bhi Kirchi Kirchi Chuna Kare

 

Tujhay Ishq Par Phir Yaqeen Ho

Isse Tasbiyon Mein Parha Kare

 

Mein Kahoon Ishq To Dhong Hai
Aur Tu Nahi Nahi Kaha Kare.

Mujko tu apna bana ya na bana teri khushi,

Mujko tu apna bana ya na bana teri khushi,

Tu zamanay mein meray naam say badnaam to hai !

Tu kahin bhi rahey sar pay teray ilzaam to hai,

Teray hathon ki lakiron mein mera naam to hai !

Meray hissay mein koi jaam na aaayaa na sahi,

Teri mehfil mein meray naam koi shaam to hai !

Dekh kar log mujhay naam tera letay hain,

Is pay main khush hoon mohabbat ka yeh anjaam to hai !

Woh sitamghar hi sahi dekh kay usko `Sabir',

Shukar is dil-e-bimaar ko aaraam to hai !

Tu kahin bhi rahey sar pay teray ilzaam to hai,

Teray hathon ki lakiron mein mera naam to hai !

Chaha tu bohut tha lekin wo mila hi
nahi,

Chaha tu bohut tha lekin wo mila hi nahi,

Laakh koshish ki mager yeh fasla mita hi nahi,

Na jany zamany ny mujboor is qader ker diya,

Ky wo meri kisi sada pay thera hi nahi,

Mien tamam ter koshishoo ky bawajoud har gaai,

Wo usay mil gaya jis ny is ko manga hi nahi,

Her ik say poucha tery na milny ka sabub,

Her ik ny kaha wo tery liye bana hi nahi,

Itni shiddut say chaha tha us ko,

Is duniya may shayed wafa ka sila hi nahi

kia hoa jo tumhara sath nahi

Kia hoa jo tumhara sath nahi
Mere hatoon mei tumhara hath nahi

Mere liye tumhari yaadein hi kafi hain
Muhabbat mei zarori mulaqat nahi

Mei sari umer tarsa hon chahat kay liye
Mere naseeb mei shayad yei soghat nahi

Iss andaaz se bikher ker phir simat na saka
Mujhey samaitne wala hi koi haath nahi

Jis ki dosti peh naz thaa, wo dost bhi gaya
Kis qarb se kaha SAHIL ne koi baat nahi

Sukun mil gaya aaj muje badnaam ho kar"

Sukun mil gaya aaj muje badnaam ho kar
tere har ek ilzaam pay yuN bezabaan ho kar

kya hua gar bulaya muje beizzat karne ke liye
khush hu main teri mehfil me mehman ho kar

log parh hi lenge mohabbat teri aankhoon me
chahe karle lakh inkar tu anjaan ho kar

ilzaam muj par lagakar khud roye ja raha hai
kya payega mera hamdard shar e aam ho kar

mil to gaya suboot muje teri mohabbat ka
ab afsos nahi tere ishq me nakam ho kar

YEH ZINDAGI

Yeh zindagi bari ajeeb si

Kabhi gulzar si kabhi bezar si

Kabhi khushi hamaray sath sath

Kabhi gammon ki barsat si

Yeh zindagi bari ajeeb si

 

 

Kabhi tofanon main bhi hain rastay

Kabhi manzilon ka pata nahi

Kabhi do kadam pay zindagi

Kabhi saddeuon tak intizar si

Yeh zindagi bari ajeeb si

 

 

Kabhi her pal emtihan hai

Kabhi bin mangay enam hai

Kabhi kuch nahi

Kabhi sab kuch si

Yeh zindagi bari ajeeb si

Kabhi gulzar si kabhi bezar si

KYA KARE....

Kaaton se bhara mera aashiyaana ho gaya hai

Phoolon ko dekhe to ek zamaaana ho gaya hai

Hansi uski sun kar hoti thi subah meri

Khamoshi se aaj kal dostaana ho gaya hai

Chanchal si aahat uski aati hai khwabon mein

Sona mere liye to bas bahaana ho gaya hai

Thi zinda meri basti uske eh-do-karam se

Bichadne ke baad to ye viraaana ho gaya hai

Kehte hai man ke peena chhod de

Jabki khali mera paimaana ho gaya hai

Sunaata tha haal-e-dil zamaane ko pehle

Ab to ye kissa bhi puraana ho gaya hai

Mumkin Ho Aap Say To Bhula Dijiye Mujhay

Mumkin Ho Aap Say To Bhula Dijiye Mujhay
Pathar Pay Hon Lakeer, Mita Dijiye Mujhay

Har Roz Mujh Say Taaza Shikayat Hai Aap Ko
Mai Kia Hon, Aik Baar Bata Dijiye Mujhay

Merey Siwa Bhi Hai Koi Mozoo-e-Guftugu
Apna Bhi Koi Rang Dikha Dijiye Mujhay

Mai Kia Hon, Kis Jagah Hon, Mujhay Kuch Khabar Nahi
Hain Aap Kitnay Duur Zara Sada Dijiye Mujhay

Ki Mai Nay Apnay Zakham Ki Tash'heer Jaa Baja
Mai Maanta Hon Jurm, Saza Dijiye Mujhay

Qaim To Ho Sakay Koi Rishta Gohor K Saath
Gehray Samandaron Mai Baha Dijiye Mujhay

Shab Bhar Kiran Kiran Ko Tarasnay Say Faida
Hai Tairgii To Aag Laga Dijiye Mujhay

Jaltey Dinon Mei Khud Pass-e-Deewar Baith Kar
Saaye Ki Justuju Mei Laga Dijiyey Mujhay

Yun To Shola-e-Jaan Sard Ho Chuka
Laikin Sulag Uthoon To Hawa dijiye Mujhay

TuM MeRi Ho,,,,,,,,,,

Us ne phir poocha meri khamoshi ka sabab...

Is rangein duniya mein udasi ka sabab...

Is terha toot kay chahne ka sabab...

yun apne dil mein Basane ka sabab...

har lamha us ko sochne ka sabab...

apne naam Se yun jorne ka sabab...

bahoon mein rakhne ki tamana ka sabab...

labon se choone ki tamana ka sabab...

juda ho janay kay dar ka sabab...

kho janay kay dar ka sabab...

bichar janay kay dar ka sabab...

bhool janay kay dar ka sabab...

kia kahoon mein...kia kehta

bas yahi keh saka...Kay

tum meri ho

mujhay tum se mohabat hai

zïñdägï äß ßë wäfä §ï lägtï häÿ !

Pass reh ker Juda si lagti hai

Pass reh ker Juda si lagti hai

Zindagi Aab Bewafa Si Lgti Hai

Mein Tumhare Beghair Bhi Jee Loon Ga

Ye Dua Bud,Dua si Lagti Hai

Naam Is ka Likha Hai Ankhon Par

Aansoon ki Khata Si lagti hai

Woh Abhi Is Taraf Se Guzra Hai

Ye Zameen Aasman Si Lgti Hai

PYAAR Karna Bhi Jurm Hai Shaid

Aaj DUNYA khafa Si Lagti Hai

saal
beetey, dil se mere ja na paye tum

saal beetey, dil se mere ja na paye tum
sham ki tanhai mein phir yad aaye tum

Har subah paya tumhein khayalon mein apne pas
Raton ko khwabon mein mere muskaraye tum

Lagate ho mere apne jab tum jabase ho dur
Na jane kyon lagate the pahle kuch paraye tum

pyar ham se behisab tha
tumhein phir bhi

jane kyon ham se rahey nazarein churaye tum

jab talak
tum sath the shikway bhi sath the

kuch nahin ho ab mohabbat ke siwai tum

thak gaya hun zindagi ki rah mein "Aas"
kash mil jate kahin nazrein bichhaye tum.

Na main dil ki baat bata saka

Na main dil ki baat bata saka

Na main pass os ko bula saka

Na main dil ki baat bata saka

Wo hansi hansi main chal diye

K main haath tak na hila saka

Mujay keya howa mujay keya habar

Mujay kitna gehra khumar tha

Main khara tha os key hisaar main

Meray ird-gird ghubaar tha

Younhee sochta raha dair tak

Magar os ko kuch na bata saka

Na main pass os ko bula saka

Na main dil ki baat bata saka

Ye bhee theek hai wo chala gaya

Mujay band rastay pe choor kar

Ye bi theek hai...na wo ayega

Kabi buth anna ka tor kar

Wo juda be kese howa ke main

Koi rasm bhi na nibha saka

Na main pass os ko bula saka

Na main dil ki baat bata saka

Na meri dushmani kisi din say ab

Hai na dosti kisi raat say

Hai bacha hi keya jo wo le gaya

Mujay cheen kar meri zaat sey

Wo muqaam hi kuch ajeeb tha

Ke main khud ko bhi na bacha saka

Na main pass os ko bula saka

Na main dil ki baat bata saka

Wo hansi hansi main chal diye

Ke main haath tak na hila saka

QUOTES OF THE DAY

"The only difference between
me and a  madman is that I'm not mad." <O></O>

- Salvador Dali (1904-1989) <O></O>

"If you can't
get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance." <O></O>

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) <O></O>

"But at my
back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near." <O></O>

- Andrew Marvell (1621-1678) <O></O>

"Good people
do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find
a way around the laws." <O></O>

- Plato (427-347 B.C.) <O></O>

"The power
of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have
it." <O></O>

- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) <O></O>

"Whenever
I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'." <O></O>

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) <O></O>

"We have
art to save ourselves from the truth." <O></O>

- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900) <O></O>

"Never interrupt
your enemy when he is making a mistake." <O></O>

- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821) <O></O>

"I think
'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it." <O></O>

- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) when asked what is his favorite song <O></O>

"Human history
becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."

<O></O>

just between US ....

Whenever I am lonely
Or need a friend nearby
I call on you to be there
With special wings you fly

You comfort me in sorrow
With hopes to ease my pain
Heart of love to calm me
With gentleness of rain

For me you are the treasure
The friend in life I've known
Always there beside me
So grateful for love shown


Like Sparrow of the morning
That comes to greet the day
Your friendship I can count on
You're special in this way

We'll always share the laughter
Sometimes we'll shed some tears
Assured that our tomorrow's
Will last for many years

Through life and every season
Your gentleness is there
The flight of wings forever
They hover like a prayer.

Gazal - Joke

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana!!

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tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,

tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge.....

ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !!

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He: Jan-e-mun, is dil mein chali aao

She: Sandal nikaloon kya!

He: Pagli, ye mandir nahi hai, aise hi aajao...

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...

pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..

phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..

Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......

Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...

Magar Mujhe Zukaam Tha !

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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,

yu aansoo na bahana,

Agar meri yaad aaye to,

sidhe upar chale aana!!

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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha

Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha

Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!

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Kyon apni qaber khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...

Kyon apni qaber khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...

La, phawda mujhe de!!

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Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ud jaati hai

Koi humse bhi ishq kare

Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai!!

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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua tu rab se sikayat hogi....

Ek to jehlla nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

abe aage bhi to bol............

neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko.............

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Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...

tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya

paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

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The night is dark, the moon is high,

I stop my car, u ask why?

I come close to u, u feel shy,

I tell u those three magical words....

Hye La, Puncture!!!

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tumhara chehraa moti samaan ..

tumhara chehraa moti samaan...

moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!

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SHAMMA PARWAANE SE RO RO KE KEH RAHII HAI

ZARA RUMAAL TOU DO MERI NAAK BOHUT BEH RAHI HAI

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