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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

SHOCKING TELEGRAMS

TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing
B.Ed exams, which the father receives as :

"Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
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TELEGRAM #2

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
station sends a telegram to his wife :

"I wish you were here." The message received by wife:

"I wish you were her."

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TELEGRAM #3

A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway
station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while
her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady
next
to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady
and sent a telegram to her husband which reached as:

"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave
birth to an old lady."

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TELEGRAM #4
A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a
party.

So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him
what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says: let's put, "you are
not getting older you are getti! ng better".

The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?"

The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the
top and

"You are getting better" at the bottom.

The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the
entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:

"You are not getting older at the top, You are getting
better at the bottom".

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TELEGRAM #5

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her
parent's house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his
servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to
Ajmer.He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she
fainted. It was written:
'sethji aaj mar gaye ! ( Sethji Ajmer gaye ).

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