Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Bacha kiska



Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce.



The problem was who should get custody of the
child????



Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor! I brought the
child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody."



The judge turns to Husband and says "What do you
have to say in your defense?"



The husband sat for a while contemplating then
slowly rose.


"Your Honor.
If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?"



Yeh sunke...Wife replied : "Judge sahab...bartan
mera...dudh bhi mera...aur usme dahi jamane ke liye
2 bunde daalne se dahi bana tu fir wo
dahi kiska..?
mera ya do bund dalane vale ka"



Husband replied : "Typewriter mein kagaz
maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine
ki, fir chithi kiski? typewriter ki ya meri?"



Frustrated Judge: "Agar tu chithi haath se hi likh
leta to yahan par custody ki naubat hi na aati."



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