Sardar Jokes- Hot Jokes

Sardar on phone:- Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.


Doctor:- Is this her first child?


Sardar:- No this is her husband speaking…

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Ek aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha,"IS Mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun".


WIFE ne jawab diya,'Aap ke salary ke badle 100 kiss milay,hisab bhej rahi hun.


Doodh wala 2 kiss main hee maan gaya,Teacher ko 7 deni padi ,Sabzi wala 7 main nahi mana toh 9 dene pade, Kiryanewala 9 kiss se nahi mana, usko 5 aur di, Makaan malik toh roz 6-7 ley hee jaata hai,Aap chinta mat karna, mere pass approx 35 aur hai, yeh mahina aaram se kat jayega !! 

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Ek sardar Ladies toilet Me chala gaya.?


Ek Lady boli ye Mahilaon k liye hai...


Sardar Guss Me apni pent khol k. . .


''YE B MAHILAON K LIYE HI HAI ,,

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Ek molvi khutbah dete huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saaf nazar aata hai, unki tangen nazar ati hai, unki kamr nazr aati hai, unke jism ki har jagah saaf nazar aati hain...


Peche se awaz ai Molvi sahab jumma pardho, mahol garam na karo..!

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Santa banta se yaar yah scooty kaha se laye.


Banta- ek ladki ne mujhe scooty per bitha kar jangal me le gai aur apne kapade utar ker boli jo chahe so le lo. Mein kapado ka kaya karta, scooty le aaya.

Hot Jokes - Adult Jokes

A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home

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Son- Aap roz papa pe chadh k jump kyu krti ho

Mom-Papa k pet ki hawa nikalne k liye

Son-Kya faida, kamwali papa k pent khol ke muh sai fir bhar deti h.

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Sexy Ladki In Sexy Voice: "Batao Na, Meri Panty Mein Kyaa Hai? 

Santa With Confidence: Elastic Hi Hogaa Ji, Aaj-Kal Naade Waali Kaun Pehntaa Hai.

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Sexy Jokes - Hot Jokes

What Foolish Concepts Society Has ?

If A Watch Goes Bad,

They Say BAND HAI.

And

If A Girl Goes Bad,

They Say CHALU HAI !!.


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Lady 2 Wakeel: Mujhe mre pati se talaaq chahiye.
Wakeel: Magar woh to kabaddi ka Champion hai.
Lady: yehi to problem hai Kamina sirf hath laga kar bhag jata hai.


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GirL In A Party To A Man:Excues Me Sir
Kia Ap Mere FACE Se 1 Cheez Hata Sakte Hein?

Man Khush Hote Hue
Han Han Bolo Kia?
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GirL:Kuttay Apni Nazr Hata.


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Ek Ameer ne Ghareeb se pucha SEX mehnat hai ya maza?

Ghareeb bola sahab ji Zaroor Maza he hoga,
Warna agar Mehnat hoti to aap log ye bhi humse he kerwaty.


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Shadi k 7 din baad,
Saas Dulhun say: Kya tum meri di hue nai sari pehni?

Dulhun:- Wo mujhay 7 din se shalwar nhi pahnne de rahey!
Aap ko sari ki padi hai.,.,

Funny Jokes - Cool Jokes

The World’s Thinnest book is published with title - “WHAT A WOMAN WANTS”


IT has only one page containing only one word – “EVERYTHING”


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Veeru:- Mein apna purse ghar bhul aaya hu, mujhe 1000 Rs. Chahiye.


Jay:- Dost hi Dost ke kaam aata hai. Ye le 10 Rs. Riksha kar aur ghar se purse le aa.




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Ek Sardar gadhe pe baith k college jata tha?


3 saal baad paidal college jane laga.


Socho kyu ???


Kyu ki Gadhe ka Graduation complete ho gaya tha.




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Na mom ki Mar se,


Na Dad k Atyachar se,


Na Dosto ki Fatkar se,


Na Ladki k Inkar se,


Na Chapplo ki bochaar se,


Ladke Darte hai to sirf “RAKHI” ke tyohar se.


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