Doctor mareez ki ga*nd main ungli kar ke baitha tha.
Ek ne poocha Doctor sahab kya kar rahey ho?
Doctor: - Mareez ko ulti kara raha hoon.
Ek ne phir poocha kaise?
Doctor:- yahi ungli abhi uskey muh main daaloonga.
Ek Aurat dosri se:- Jab Tumhara Talaaq huaa to Tumhara Ek Baccha tha, aur ab 4 hain. Kaise?
Dosri aurat sharma ke boli:- Vo kabhi-kabhi Maafi maangney aa jatey hain!
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired.
When her all friends asked her the reason of her tiredness?
She replied: - When this 70 year old man told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, I thought It was “MONEY”.
Ek ne poocha Doctor sahab kya kar rahey ho?
Doctor: - Mareez ko ulti kara raha hoon.
Ek ne phir poocha kaise?
Doctor:- yahi ungli abhi uskey muh main daaloonga.
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Dosri aurat sharma ke boli:- Vo kabhi-kabhi Maafi maangney aa jatey hain!
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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired.
When her all friends asked her the reason of her tiredness?
She replied: - When this 70 year old man told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, I thought It was “MONEY”.
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