Friday, July 07, 2006

Sardar Special

Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will
get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why others are running?


Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again had twins & named Peter
& Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax. Again the same. Disgusted Sardar
named them TIRED & RETIRED!


19 sardars went for a film.On asking them why they came in a big group of19,
they replied that the film is only for above 18+..


A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body s face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why? He said SMILE PLEASE


Teacher: I killed a person convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar:
The future tense is you will go to jail .


Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch
regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar: I ve been promoted as branch
manager. Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him Today s dinner should be light .


Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what
to be filled in column Salary Expected . After much thought he wrote : Yes!
Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself - I m sardar,she
sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney....


One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...


Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It s alreadyraining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.


Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor. At
50th floor he remembers I don t have a daughter! At 25th floor: I m unmarried!
At 10th floor: I m Banta not Santa


On a romantic date Sardar s girl friend asks him Darling on our engangement
will you give me a ring? He said Ya, sure what s your phone number?


A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A bystander: why are
u laughing? Sardar: I have an Airtel phone but still Hutch network is following
me.


Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 crore after
deducting tax. Angry Sardar: Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs back.!
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!


Postman:- I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Sardar:- why
did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....


What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? He will compare it with the original
for any spelling mistakes.


Sardar proposed a girl......Girl said: I m 1 yr elder to you . Sardar said:
Oye, no problem Soniye, I ll marry you next year.


Why can t sardars dial nine-eleven (911) at emergency? Becoz, they can t find
the eleven on the phone.


Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says: Drink quickly. Wife
asks: why?? Sardar says: hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10.


A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How ll you
divide, you ve 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We ll apply next year.


Sardar s wish: when i die, i wanna to die like my grandpa who died peacefuly
in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving....


Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you
call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!


Sardar was writing something very slowly.Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: I m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can t read very fast.


Flash news: A two seater plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab. Local sardars
have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..


A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the
morning. Sardarji replied Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM .


Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says Chin Yu Yan and dies.
Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words. It is you re standing
on the oxygen tube!!


Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife
asked: what you are doing? He said: i m seeing how i look while sleeping.


A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always
started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so? It z doubly
interesting , said the Sardar. to start from the middle keeps one curious not
only about its conclusion but also about its beginning.

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