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Friday, April 20, 2012

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS


ROMANCE MATHEMATICS 


Smart man
 + smart woman = romance 
Smart man
 + dumb woman = affair 
Dumb man
 + smart woman = marriage 

Dumb man
 + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC 


Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime 




  SHOPPING MATH 


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

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