Boy:- hum 35 bahan bhai hain.
Girl:- Kya tumhare ghar Family Planning wale nhi aye the.
Boy:- Aye the. Hum sab padh rahe the, wo coaching centre smjh ke wapas chale gaye.
Judge:- Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer:- Kaun saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge:- Tum ne mujhe saala bola?
Lawyer:- Nahi My Lord, Meine pucha ki KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?
Santa:- Jab mai mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta:- Kyun?
Santa:- Yaar, unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat-lipat kar roti hain.
Girl:- Kya tumhare ghar Family Planning wale nhi aye the.
Boy:- Aye the. Hum sab padh rahe the, wo coaching centre smjh ke wapas chale gaye.
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Lawyer:- Kaun saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge:- Tum ne mujhe saala bola?
Lawyer:- Nahi My Lord, Meine pucha ki KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?
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Santa:- Jab mai mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
Banta:- Kyun?
Santa:- Yaar, unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat-lipat kar roti hain.
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