SANTA calls from Delhi 2 his wife in chandigarh. Servent picks phone.
SANTA- Memsab se baat kava.
Servant – Wo to sahab k saath bedroom me so rahi hai.
SANTA- Per Sahab to mein hu?
Servant – Ab mein kya kru?
SANTA- Maar do dono ko, Main aake tujhe 5 Lakh doonga.
After killing.
Servant - Lasho ka kya karu?
SANTA- Ghar ke peeche swimming pool mein phek ke bhaag jaa.
Servant - Par hamare ghar me to swimming pool hi nahi hai.
SANTA- Oh sorry, Lagta hai wrong Number lag gayaa.
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A woman was kidnapped.
The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband and demanded money.
Husband replied – I want more proof. MUINDI BHEJO MUNDI.
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If you rearrange the letters of “SIR U MADE LAKHS”.
You get – “ SURESH KALMADI”.
It’s strange but true.
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