Latest Added SMS

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uff allah yeh lardki .. deakho tum nah sms mein koi sawal nahi kiya karo? sawal karna ho tou call kiya karo ..tum sawal karti ho tou sms karna parhta hia phir fuzool mein 10 ruppe ka easy load karwana parhta hia


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Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga jawab,agar na aayee jawab tu udas na hona,samaj le na waqt ni humare leye un k pass.


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Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai?Tv hai? Kon se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Apke ghar me chipakali hai? Billi hai? Kutta kyo nai hai?Audio hai k cd k dvd?Home theater kyo nai hai?nal hai? Pani aata hai?Fridge hai? Bada hai k chota?Thanda karta hai? ice banata hai?Konc company ka hai?To dusri Co. ka kyo nai hai?Fan hai k AC? Coolr kyo nai hai?Phone nai hai? ACHHA.MOBIL HAI? BALANCE HAI?TO sMsKARO NA YAAR


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dakh kia rahe ho
chavaniyan hain...
utha lo
sms karny k kaam aain gy kanjoosssssssssssssssssssssss:)


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congratulations!!!!! you are awarded tha degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA stands for "MEMBER OF BAYWAFA ASSOCIATION"


[ 6. ]

haqeeqat samjho ya fasana
begana kaho ya dewana..
suno is dil ka afsana..
ay dost tary SMS hain mary jeeny ka bahana..


[ 7. ]

Government imposing new taxes. call Rs.10, sms Rs.5, mms Rs.15, But you don't worry, missed call is still free


[ 8. ]

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.


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My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!


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Hum SMS nahi karte hai to wo samajhte hai k inhe aadat hai bhool jane ki, par wo nadaan kya samajhe ke yeh bhi ek adaa hai dost ko thoda sa satane ki.....


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Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge.... Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekhna,Mere SMS sitaron par likhe nazar aayenge...


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Without U'r sms&calls days are like :"Moanday" "Tearsday" "Wasteday" "Thirstday" "Frightday" "Shatterday" "Sadday" so send SMS 2 me everyday...!


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Devdas ke baap ne kaha Ghar shor do, Maan ne kaha Paaro ko shor do,Paaro ne kaha Daaru peena shor do,Aap ko kis ne kaha sms kerna shor do


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Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....


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Rab k ikhtiyar may kia nahi,wo tujhe iss terah se nawaz day,teri saari duaein yun qabul hon k,teray lab pe koi dua na rahey ameeen


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sham se aankh may nami c hai,aj phir ap ki kami c hai,koi sms kero k saans chaley,kuch der se nabz thami c hai:-)


[ 17. ]

MEK MSG ROZ, KEEP YOUR FRIEND CLOSE,
EK DIN ME PAANCH DOSTI MAI NA AYE AANCH,
EK DIN MAI DUS MILE DOSTI KA RUS,
EK DIN MAI BIS, PHELE EK TO BHEJO PLEASE.


[ 18. ]

SMOKE EVERYDAY
S-SEND
M-ME
O-ONE
K-KOOL SMS
E-EVERYDAY
so be cool and smoke everydy


[ 19. ]

eri tabiyaat theek nahi hai, Dr ko dhikhaya hai, dr ne bola hai ki kisi kanjoos ko SMS karo tabiyat theek ho jayegi, aaab kooch theek lag raha hai.


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Ks qadar hamari DOSTI ka imtehaan na lijye......Kioo khafa ho yeh bayaan tou kijye......Kar dejye maaf agar ho gaii ho ghaltii......U sms na kar k hum ko saza mat dejye