Sardar send SMS to his BOSS: - I am sick, no work.
Boss SMS back:- When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.
One hours later sardar sms 2 boss:- I am ok, your wife very sweet
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Santa & Banta Ek kabristan mein baith kar baat kar rahe the.
Santa:- Banta, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.
Tabhi Saare murde uth khare hue aur bole:- Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de kar paai hai...
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Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi hain,
Besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi hain,
Pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho ki shadishuda ho,
To sun lo ki kunware hum bhi nahin hain.
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