Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet lekar khadi thi.
Bhikhari- kuch de do.
Ladki- Abhi kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari- ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki- kal aana, sos bhi laga ke dungi.
Ek Ladki udhar se nikal rahi thi.
Ladki:- Tum ko dar nahi lagta hai?
Aadmi:- Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bahut thi, is liye thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon.
Sexy Miss ne class main baccho se pucha:- Mere marne ke baad meri Kabar per kya likha hoga?
Last seat per baitha baccha bola:- Mohtarma pehli bar akeli so rahi hain..
Bhikhari- kuch de do.
Ladki- Abhi kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari- ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki- kal aana, sos bhi laga ke dungi.
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Ek aadmi kabar ke uper baitha tha.
Ladki:- Tum ko dar nahi lagta hai?
Aadmi:- Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bahut thi, is liye thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon.
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Last seat per baitha baccha bola:- Mohtarma pehli bar akeli so rahi hain..
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Jhhakkas Jokes!!
Jhhakkas Jokes!!
All are not saints that go to church.
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