Sardar Jokes | Funny Jokes

Sardar send SMS to his BOSS: - I am sick, no work.

Boss SMS back:- When I am sick I kiss my wife try it.

One hours later sardar sms 2 boss:- I am ok, your wife very sweet

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Santa & Banta Ek kabristan mein baith kar baat kar rahe the.

Santa:- Banta, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.

Tabhi Saare murde uth khare hue aur bole:- Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de kar paai hai...

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Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi hain,

Besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi hain,

Pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho ki shadishuda ho,

To sun lo ki kunware hum bhi nahin hain.

Funny Jokes | Cool Jokes

Boy:- hum 35 bahan bhai hain.


Girl:- Kya tumhare ghar Family Planning wale nhi aye the.


Boy:- Aye the. Hum sab padh rahe the, wo coaching centre smjh ke wapas chale gaye.

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Judge:- Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.


Lawyer:- Kaun saala aisa kehta hai?


Judge:- Tum ne mujhe saala bola?


Lawyer:- Nahi My Lord, Meine pucha ki KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?

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Santa:- Jab mai mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.


Banta:- Kyun?


Santa:- Yaar, unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat-lipat kar roti hain.

Funny Jokes - Hindi Jokes

Boy to Girl Friend – Dear look into my eyes, what do you see, tell honestly.


Girlfriend – True Love.


Boy – Abe O true love wali, Macchar najar nahi aaya kya, jaldi nikal.

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Ladke ne Ladki ko phool diya kamal.


Ladki ne zordar tamacha mara.


Ladka – kyu mara, mein to BJP ka prachar kar raha tha?


Ladki – Aur Mein Congress ka.

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LOVE is when we Drink same COCONUT Water putting 2 straws.


Friendship is when V have 1 COCONUT Water putting only 1 straw 1 by 1 and saying “BHIKARI PURA MAT PI”

Cool Jokes - Hindi Jokes

One day a man published an advertisement in the local Newspaper: "Wife wanted".


Next day he received a hundred letters.


They all said the same thing- "You can have mine."

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Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
So make S E X a daily habit, and you will always B SUCC SEX FUL! In your LIFE.

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In a bath room,
A boy touches a girl everywhere!
You know who’s that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

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Ek Pathan Bhari Bus Mein Ek Larki Se Touch ho raha tha.


Larki:- "Excuse Me! Aap Accha Nahi Kar Rahe ho."


Pathan:- Itney Bheed Mein Is Se Accha Nahi Ho Sakta hai.

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Mom:- Beta batao tumehre hath mein kitni ungliyan hain.


beta:6


Mom:- Gadha kahi ka, kitni baar mana kiya hai chaddhi mein haath daal kar mat gina kar.