Dard

Dil me kuch bacha nai dard k siwa,
akho me ata nai koi ansu k siwa,

dost tu mat sath chodna mera,

zindagi me kuch bacha nai teri dosti k siva ....

तितलीया

रेशम सी किरने,एक नया सवेरा
फूलों में बदली सारी कलिया

कही दव की बूँदे ,थोड़ी पत्तियों की शरारत
सारी अवनी पर,एक नयी हरकत

खुशबू की कशीश्, महकता समा
अपना अपना फूल चुनने आई तितलिया

कानो में करती मधुर वाणी
कोमल सी तितली बनती बड़ी सयानी

नाज़ुक से होठों से चुनती पराग कन
फूल भी पिघल कर देता अपना धन

करते है दोनो प्रेम की बाते
कुछ पल बाद रुखसत हो जाते

पर एक प्यारे वादे के साथ,के
के रोज़ रोज़ होंगी ये मीठि मुलाकाते.

New Year SMS - Happy New Year SMS

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay...
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

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12Months happiness, 52 weeks fun,
365 Days laughter, 8760 hrs good luck,
525600 Minutes joy, 31536000 seconds success,
So wishing u a “Happy New Year”.


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*Happy new year*
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Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon ?
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Ab tum don ko sikhaoge ki kab wish karna hai,
Don jab bhi chahata hai tab wish karta hai,
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Happy New Year once again!


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New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, New is the resolution, new are the spirits and Forever my warm wishes are for u. Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

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Wishing you a fabulous 2007 with full of great achievements and experiences. A meaningful chapter waiting to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Azadi k din par meri dua hai k Allah ap ko quaid ki akal, Iqbal ki shakal, liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, nehru ki chal or Gandi ji k baal de Naya sal mubarak !

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I am sorry.
Ek buri khabar hai

Mujey bhool jana plz.
Mujhe kuch dinon baad tumhey,
Hamesha k liye chod kar
Chale jana hey tumhara apna

-2009-


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Good time Bad time
Day time Night time
Off time Work time
Happy time Sad time
Naye saal main kisi bhi time
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai…
Bole to happy new year mamu

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Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very "Happy NEW YEAR"!

One liner Cool jokes

1. Judge : Why do u want divorce? Banta : She doesn't satisfy me in bed! Preeto: Tu yaha ka collector laga hai? Sari colony khush hai, ik tamari agg nahin bujhti.

2.Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai, main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai.

3. Pappu meets papa Santa on stairs of a KOTHA. Pappu: Papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho? Santa: Yaar ab 200-300 rupaye ke peeche teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate!

4. Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

5. Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasnelagi. Masterji bole : Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga!!

6. Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus. Lady : Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain! Santa : Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta!!

7. Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade. When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: "Yahi thee,Yahi thee"

8. Santa running after a Bus, catches it n asks the Driver:"Ye bus teri Maaa lagti hai?" Driver : Nahin. Santa : To kya Behan lagti hai? Driver : Nahin. Santa : To phir chadne kyun nahin deta?


9.Yesterday's news : An aunty was raped while jogging. Today's news: More aunties found jogging.

10. How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning? By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE!!

11. Written on the T-Shirt of a girl: SITUATORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear from outside.