Thursday, November 23, 2006

Does your name begin with ...

Does your name begin with: A

U are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. You often don't get hints & you ever pass any. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is! intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important for you. You tend to be very Practical, & not very emotional Your choices are very good & can only lead to trouble. You are very self satisfied & egoistic.
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Does your name begin with: B

You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an ______expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your ______expression of endearments, and particular when it comes to love. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite & feelings. You require new sensations and
experiences. You are willing to experiment.



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Does your name begin with: C

You are a very social individual, and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sensual, Needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to hold out on affection until you receive this.. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.



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Does your name begin with: D

Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full Steam ahead in your suit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly passionate, loyal, and intense in your involvement's, sometimes possessive and jealous. You are very sharp & talented often with sense of humour. When people bother to look deep inside they cannot resist what they see. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude. You get jealous of other people and lose your temper .



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Does your name begin with: E

Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. You will fall asleep with a good book. sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book to
a lover)



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Does your name begin with: F

You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy past time. You can be a very generous lover.

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Does your name begin with: G

You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is yourintellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active-never tiring out. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to people. ___________________________________________________________

Does your name begin with: H

You seek a mate who can enhance your zest for life ,fun & everything You seek for. You will be very generous to your lover once you have Attained a commitment. You are very affectionate & very strong. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be very careful with your every move and equally cautious in your involvement's often as you believe that you have to look out for yourself. You are a sensual and patient lover. You will hold off till everything meets your full approval. Yo! u are a perfectionist, hard to satisfy and strong in your beliefs. Not influential, you always stand your ground. People can always count on you to stand by them in a crisis. You are a dreamer with/ a passion for life.

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Does your name begin with: I

You have a great need to be loved, appreciated... even worshiped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You like necking spend hours just touching feeling & exploring. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of ______expression. You bore easily and thus require adventure and change. Your commitments don't last very long & you often tend to stray. Loyalty is not one of! your strong points. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.



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Does your name begin with: J

You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for a good cause there is nothing to stop you, except maybe that they aren't always used for the good. (you could dance all night.) You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game.You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long- distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. You have a need to be nurtured deep within.



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Does your name begin with: K

You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along. You are very generous & giving, often selfless. You are kind-natured & sweet, which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.



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Does your name begin with: L

You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your ______expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated. "You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated ".



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Does your name begin with: M

You may appear innocent, unassuming and shy; but we know that Appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of love. You can be highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers. You are often selfish, thinking you are always right no matter what. You never give in. Winning is your prime desire- at any cost. You often forget friends and family and you live for the moment.



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Does your name begin with: N

You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you Throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all-consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of energy is inexhaustible. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You also enjoy mothering your mate. You often have the greatest love affairs all by yourself, in your head. You are very imaginative.



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Does your name begin with: O

You are very interested in fun activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can re-channel much of your energy into making money and/or seeking we. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate lover, requiring the same qualities From your mate. Love is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity and is willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.



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Does your name begin with: P

You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of Doing anything that might harm your image or Reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those vibes. You are relatively free of hang- ups.You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things.You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.



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Does your name begin with: Q

You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people because of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and conversation to turn you on and keep you going.



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Does your name begin with: R

You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal-the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is not very important to you. You have to be proved to be worthy for a partner. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.



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Does your name begin with: S

For you, it is pleasure before business. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and is capable of much sensuality. But you never loose control of your emotions. Once you make the commitment you stick like glue. You could get jealous and possessive. You tend to be very selfish often regarding yourself as the only human being on the planet.. You like being the centre of attention. You are very caring sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. Turned on by soft lights, romantic thoughts. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role, or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the rightperson to come along. You are very generous &am! p; giving, often selfless. You are kind nature & sweet which is found to be attractive by many. You are a good friend.



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Does your name begin with: T

You are very sensitive, private & sometimes very passive. You like someone who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft lights & romantic thoughts. You fantasize & tend to fall in & out of love soon. When in love you are romantic, idealistic, mushy & extremely. You enjoy having your senses & your feelings stimulated, titillated & teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head. Once you put your mind to something you manage to stand by it and see your dreams through. You aren't very good at expressing your feelings. You like things your own way. You do not like change, you like to hold on to things. This may not always be good because if given an opportunity things may develop into great thing! s. You work your way to the top. Attention must be given to what others say because even though you don't want to hear it their advice may turn out to save your life. !



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Does your name begin with: U

You are enthusiastic & at your happiest when in love. When not in love you're in love with love and always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as challenge. You are a roamer & needs adventure, excitement freedom. You enjoy giving gifts & looking good. You are willing to put others feelings above yours.



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Does your name begin with: V

You are individualistic & you need freedom, space & excitement. You wait till you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching her/him out. You feel a need to get into his/her head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. You believe that age is no barrier. You are good at responding to danger, fear & suspense.



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Does your name begin with: W

You are very proud, determined & refuses to take no for an answer when it come to love. Your ego is at stake all the time. You are romantic, idealistic, often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner for who she or he really is. You feel deeply about love & tends to throw all of your self into a relationship. Nothing is too good for your lover. You like playing love games.



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Does your name begin with: X

You need constant stimulation because you get bored quickly. You can handle more than 1 relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You can do 2 things at once. You are very talented.


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Does your name begin with: Y

You are sensual & very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forget the whole thing. You want to control your relationships which doesn't work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation. However if you can make money you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You have a need to prove yourself the best. You want feedback on your performance. You are open, stimulating & romantic.



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Does your name begin with: Z

You are very romantic but show feels that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate & attracting people who have unusual trouble. You see yourself as a lover's saviour.



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Friday, September 22, 2006

Sardar STRIKES again.....Enjoy

Sardarji selected a short girl to marry... Why?

Because someone told him the that the trouble should be as

less as possible.


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Sardarji tied a dog upside down ,ie, by his tail to a tree

branch and was praying religiously below it.....why?

B'cos DOG ko ulta karo to GOD hota hai!


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A sardar had always been worried that why he has one brother

while his sister has two?????


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A sardar selling parachute, jump from plane n press button & you

can land safely.

CUSTOMER: if it doesn't open????

SARDAR : PAISA WAPAS.......


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A sardar is walking along the road. He sees a banana peel. What

does he think??




--"HAT, Aj phir girna padega!!"



Then next day he is walking along the road, he sees two banana

peels. What does he think????????

--"Ispe giru, ya uspe????"



Then the day after that he sees a lot of banana peels on the

road. So he calls home and tells his wife..


--"Aj ghar late aaoonga!!"


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Bush: Impossible does not come in my dictionary...

Sardar: Phir dictionary dhek ke kharidni chahiye thi na


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ekbar light gai hui thi..

SANTA : arre Banta bahuat garmi ho rahi hai, zara pankha

lagana..

BANTA : kardi na sardaronwali baat!! pankha lagaya to

moombatti bujh na jayegi??


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Customer: Is mirror ki guarantee kya hai?


Sardar : It is 99% safe.! 100 feet se fenkoge to 99 feet tak

kuchh nahi hoga"!.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Enjoy with Sher's

Osama


Osama to Big B: How are you??

Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?

Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.




Be careful when a girl tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart
for this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top.




Boy to a girl: Do you know what a kiss is?

Girl: It is just like an enquiry on the upper floor about the vacancy
on the ground floor.




Chahat


Na chahat hay sitaroon ki,

Na tamanah hai nazaroon ki,

Bus ap jaisa ek dost mil jaye,

Jo mat mar de saroon ki.




Yaad


Tum dor sahi,

Majbor sahi,

Par yaad tumhari ati hai,

Tum saans wahan laitay ho BU(smell)

Yahan tak ati hai :






GALATFAHMI

AANKHON MAIN RAHA DIL MAIN UTER KAR NAHI DAIKIHA

KASHTI KAY MUSAFIR NAY SAMANDER NAHI DAIKHA

PATHER HE SAMJHTA RAHA MAIRA CHAHNT WALA

MAIN MOOM HOON US NAY MUJHY CHOO KAY NAHI DAIKHA




FANNA

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,


Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.


Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,


Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.


Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,


Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.


Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,


Use Utna Kareeb Karde.


Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,


To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA






Roshni

tere dosti ke roshni bari teez hai

har taraf ujala he ujala nazar ata hai

soochta hoon dokaan say bajli kata doon

kambaht bil bahut aata hai




Style

kamal tere nakhray

kamal tera style

mooon doonay ke tameez nahain

aur haath main mobile





Umeed

Mayoos mat hona yeh aik gunnah hota hai

Milta wahi hai jo qismat main likha hota hai


Har cheez miley humain yeh zaroori tou nahi

Kuch cheezon ka zikar doosre jahan main hota hai


Jo khud ko kostey hain woh shayed bekhabar hain

Kuch paalene ka ikhtiyar khud pe bhi hota hai


Har aik ko barsar-e-ilzam kiun thehrayein hum

Apne samne bhi tou aik ayeena hota hai


Hum apni zindagi se kiun haar jayein

Gar doobta hai sooraj tou kal bhi ujala hota ha




TO KIYA HUWA

Aankhon se Tootte hai sitaare to kya huwa

Chalte nahi wo saath hamare to kya huwa


Toofaan ki zad mein azm mere saath saath tha

Kashti ko mil sake na kanare to kya huwa


Tanhayion ne mujh ko gale se laga liya

Wo ban sake na Dilse hamare to kya huwa


Sau hausle hamare qadam choomte rahe

Kuchh be sukoon raat guzare to kya huwa


Manzil bhi, kaarwan bhi, musafir bhi khud raha

Saathi bane na Hamare chaand sitaare tho kya huwa....?






Tujhe Yaad Karta Hoon..

Aanken band kar bhi, hum tera deedar karte hain,

Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.

Lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta,

Saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.

Aakhiri pal tak o bewafaa, tujehe yaad karta hoon,

Teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon.






..Sikha Diya

Bhari mehfil meiN tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya


Tere pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya




Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to




Sab kucch zindagi meiN chup-chaap sehna sikha diya




Muskurane ki ada


Mat Muskurao itna


ke phoolon ko khabar lag jaye,


Ke kare woh tumhari tareef,


Aur tumhe nazar lag jaye.






Great peoples

Short minds discuss people

Average minds discuss events

Good minds discuss ideas

Greatest minds act in sielence




Aansoo

Jab yad aati hai hum muskra letay hain

Kuch pal k lia har gham bhula detaye hain

Kaisy bheeg sakti hain aap ki palkain

Aap k hisay k ansu hum bahaa letay hain




Stages in the life of Ladies

A lady is like


At 18 a football, 22 men behind her.

At 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her.

At 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her.

At 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.




Permission

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?

Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.




a lovely love story

thr waz a blind girl who hate herself coz of being blind.she hate every1 axcept
her bf.one day de girl said dat if she can only see the world she will marry
her bf,one day some 1 donated eyez 2 her n then she saw everything including
jer bf.her bf asked herNow dat u can see,will u marry me???de girl waz shocked
when she saw her bf waz also blind n she refuse 2 marry him.

her bf walk away wid tearz n saidjust take care of mah eyez dear.........




 


 




Friday, September 01, 2006

WHAT IS FRIENDSHIP

FRIENDSHIP IS A PRICELESS GIFT



THAT CANNOT BE BOUGHT OR SOLD





BUT ITS VALUE IS FAR GREATER



THAN THE MOUNTAIN MADE OF GOLD


 




FOR GOLD IS COLD & LIFELESS



IT CAN NEITHER SEE NOR HEAR


 




& IN THE TIME OF TROUBLE


IT IS POWER
LESS 2 CHEER--


 




IT HAS NO EARS 2 LISTEN



NOR HEART 2 UNDERSTAND


 




IT CANNOT BRING U COMFORT



OR REACH OUT A HELPING HAND


 




SO WHEN U ASK



GOD FOR A GIFT



BE THANKFUL IF HE SENDS


 




NOT DIAMONDS, PEARLS OR RICHES



BUT THE LOVE OF REAL TRUE FRIENDS