Osama
Osama to Big B: How are you??
Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?
Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.
Be careful when a girl tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart
for this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top.
Boy to a girl: Do you know what a kiss is?
Girl: It is just like an enquiry on the upper floor about the vacancy
on the ground floor.
Chahat
Na chahat hay sitaroon ki,
Na tamanah hai nazaroon ki,
Bus ap jaisa ek dost mil jaye,
Jo mat mar de saroon ki.
Yaad
Tum dor sahi,
Majbor sahi,
Par yaad tumhari ati hai,
Tum saans wahan laitay ho BU(smell)
Yahan tak ati hai :
GALATFAHMI
AANKHON MAIN RAHA DIL MAIN UTER KAR NAHI DAIKIHA
KASHTI KAY MUSAFIR NAY SAMANDER NAHI DAIKHA
PATHER HE SAMJHTA RAHA MAIRA CHAHNT WALA
MAIN MOOM HOON US NAY MUJHY CHOO KAY NAHI DAIKHA
FANNA
E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA
Roshni
tere dosti ke roshni bari teez hai
har taraf ujala he ujala nazar ata hai
soochta hoon dokaan say bajli kata doon
kambaht bil bahut aata hai
Style
kamal tere nakhray
kamal tera style
mooon doonay ke tameez nahain
aur haath main mobile
Umeed
Mayoos mat hona yeh aik gunnah hota hai
Milta wahi hai jo qismat main likha hota hai
Har cheez miley humain yeh zaroori tou nahi
Kuch cheezon ka zikar doosre jahan main hota hai
Jo khud ko kostey hain woh shayed bekhabar hain
Kuch paalene ka ikhtiyar khud pe bhi hota hai
Har aik ko barsar-e-ilzam kiun thehrayein hum
Apne samne bhi tou aik ayeena hota hai
Hum apni zindagi se kiun haar jayein
Gar doobta hai sooraj tou kal bhi ujala hota ha
TO KIYA HUWA
Aankhon se Tootte hai sitaare to kya huwa
Chalte nahi wo saath hamare to kya huwa
Toofaan ki zad mein azm mere saath saath tha
Kashti ko mil sake na kanare to kya huwa
Tanhayion ne mujh ko gale se laga liya
Wo ban sake na Dilse hamare to kya huwa
Sau hausle hamare qadam choomte rahe
Kuchh be sukoon raat guzare to kya huwa
Manzil bhi, kaarwan bhi, musafir bhi khud raha
Saathi bane na Hamare chaand sitaare tho kya huwa....?
Tujhe Yaad Karta Hoon..
Aanken band kar bhi, hum tera deedar karte hain,
Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.
Lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta,
Saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.
Aakhiri pal tak o bewafaa, tujehe yaad karta hoon,
Teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon.
..Sikha Diya
Bhari mehfil meiN tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya
Tere pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya
Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to
Sab kucch zindagi meiN chup-chaap sehna sikha diya
Muskurane ki ada
Mat Muskurao itna
ke phoolon ko khabar lag jaye,
Ke kare woh tumhari tareef,
Aur tumhe nazar lag jaye.
Great peoples
Short minds discuss people
Average minds discuss events
Good minds discuss ideas
Greatest minds act in sielence
Aansoo
Jab yad aati hai hum muskra letay hain
Kuch pal k lia har gham bhula detaye hain
Kaisy bheeg sakti hain aap ki palkain
Aap k hisay k ansu hum bahaa letay hain
Stages in the life of Ladies
A lady is like
At 18 a football, 22 men behind her.
At 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her.
At 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her.
At 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
Permission
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
a lovely love story
thr waz a blind girl who hate herself coz of being blind.she hate every1 axcept
her bf.one day de girl said dat if she can only see the world she will marry
her bf,one day some 1 donated eyez 2 her n then she saw everything including
jer bf.her bf asked herNow dat u can see,will u marry me???de girl waz shocked
when she saw her bf waz also blind n she refuse 2 marry him.
her bf walk away wid tearz n saidjust take care of mah eyez dear.........
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