Funny Jokes - Good Jokes

Gabber Singh ka janam hua to uski maa ne jor se thappad mara.
Poocho kiyun?
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Kyuki Usne Maa se poocha tha: Kitne Aadmi the?

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Ek bar Santa Ek naale Mein Gir gaya.
Tabi ek ladki ne chedte hue kaha-SURFEXCEL hai na, DAG ACCHE HAIN.


Santa: DAAG itne hi acche hain to WHISPER kyu lagati ho.

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Ek Jinn(Jinny) sharaab peene insaan ke roop mein aaya, 10 glass pee gaya


Bar keeper:- Tumhe charhti nahi hai kya?


Jinn: Mein jinn hoon.


Bar keeper: charh gyee hai sale. Ab Ghar Jaa.