3 idiots - In live Action

3 idiots - In live Action

3 idiots - In live Action

Jokes Funny

What is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?


Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both are pregnant


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Maths and Women are the two most complicated things in the world. . . . . . . . . 


. . . . . . . . . but maths atleast has some logic !!


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Ever Wondered Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers?


Its A Way Of Saying Come Please Water My Garden With Your Pipe

10 things no tel lto your girl friend

1. Come on, who's gonna find out?
2. I promise you wont choke.
3. Can I get you in the pooper?
4. Trust me, I'm a professional.
5. Well, your sister likes it like that.
6. Wow look at the ass on her!
7. Now why cant your boobs be that big?
8. I gotta poop.
9. Oh you forgot to shave today too?
10. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

Valentine Messages Love Messages

मेरे कुछ जज़्बात है कहीं खोए हुए से,

कैसे कहूँ तुमसे वो जैसे है शरमाये हुए से,

पर दिन आज है मोहब्बत का,अब ना चुप रहूं,

ये तेरा ही प्यार है,जैसे हर बाग चमन खिले हुए से !!

Be My Valentine!!!

**************Happy Valentines Day***************