Hot Joke

Mother found a condom in daughter's cupboard.

She went straight to her n asked: What is this?

Girl: तो आप क्या चाहती हैं, मैं इस उमर में मा बन जाउ?

MURDER OF ENGLISH

The Leave Applications; )

· Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

'Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave.'

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· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the 'mundan' ceremony of his 10 year old son:
'as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days...'
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· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
'as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave..'
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· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
'As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave..'
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· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
'Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave'
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· An incident of a leave letter:
'I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday.'
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· A leave letter to the headmaster:
'As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today'
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· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
'As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day..'
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· One Covering note:
'I am enclosed herewith...'
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· Another one:
'Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below...'
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· Actual letter written for application of leave:
'My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave'.
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· Letter writing:-
'I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.'
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· A candidate's job application:
'This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.

LAUGH LAUGH n LAUGH

Teacher: 'What is your name?'
Student: 'Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.'
Teacher: 'When I ask a question in English, answer it in English.'
Student: 'My name is Sunlight.



Teacher: 'What is your name?'.
Student: 'My name is Beautiful Red Underwear'
Teacher: 'What kind of a name is this? Don't joke tell me the right name'
Student: 'My name is Sunderlal Chadda."




Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.




Teacher: What is the full form of maths?
Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students




Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE



Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday




Teacher: 'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '
Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'




Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)


Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs3/kg...Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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