मुस्कुराने की बात - Muskurane ki Baat

मुस्कुराने की बात करते हो .
दिल दुखाने की बात करते हो.

हो हसीं और बा वफ़ा भी हो.
किस ज़माने की बात करते हो.

सोचता हूँ की और क्या सोचूँ
तुम भूलाने की बात करते हो.

इश्क़ झोखा हवा का होता है.
क्या छुपाने की बात करते हो.

नींद आखों मे आई ही कब थी.
जो जगाने की बात करते हो.

MAN vs WOMAN

MAN vs WOMAN

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs.

- A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need.

- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

- A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

- To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.

- To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

- Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

- A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

- Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die.

- Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

- A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

रंगों में घुली लड़की ....

खाके गुजिया, पी के भंग
लगा के थोड़ा थोड़ा सा रंग
बजा के ढोलक और मृदंग
खेलें होली हम तेरे संग।
होली मुबारक

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रंग उड़ाये पिचकारी
रंग से रंग जाये दुनिया सारी
होली के रंग आपके जीवन को रंग दें
ये शुभकामना है हमारी।
शुभ होली।

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रंग के त्यौहार में
सभी रंगों की हो भरमार
ढेर सारी खुशियों से भरा हो आपका संसार
यही दुआ है हमारी भगवान से हर बार।
होली मुबारक।

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मक्की की रोटी नींबू का अचार
सूरज की किरणें खुशियों की बहार
चांद की चांदनी अपनॊं का प्यार
मुबारक हो आपको होली का त्यौहार।


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रंगों में घुली लड़की क्या लाल गुलाबी है
जो देखता है कहता है क्या माल गुलाबी है
पिछले बरस तूने जो भिगोया था होली में
अब तक निशानी का वो रुमाल गुलाबी है।

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Funny situations between boys & girls.........

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??


GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
BOY : What time was it??


GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me ...


GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??


GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.


GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest hour of my life ...


GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??


BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??


GIRL1: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth


BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!


BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!


BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!


BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!


BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!


BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!


BOY : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck