Koshish " karne walo ki haar nahi hoti!!!

Friendship

No matter the differences,

If we still can understand each other

That is the key to a beautiful

And a long lasting friendship...



When the world drives a wedge between us

When circumstances makes us fight

If we can't pull the trigger , hurt each other

You know you are good friends



When you are happy or when you are sad

If it is him/her you run and part

If he/she can give the meaning to your life

They are your real friends...

People may come people may go

No one makes an impact in your life

When a person comes even in your dreams

You know you got a good friend.

No matter what others say

No matter where fate takes us

If we can still keep in touch

This is our special day

No matter how much you hate

No matter how much you ignore

If he/she still make you feel warm

Celebrate everyday as "Friendship Day"

Well the world says friendship day is some day,

But as long as you keep in touch with me,

I can celebrate friendship Day, everyday...

Wishing You a Happy Friendship Week!!!

Long live Bachelors

Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only

thing in life !!

--Anonymous

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should

be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde

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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb

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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for

two years.

--Sam Kinison

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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,

they marry later; for

another thing, they die earlier.

--H. L. Mencken

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows

why.

When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone

wonders why.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

you can be sure of

one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding

her way back to home always.

--Anonymous

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our

anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I h! ave never been!" I told
her,

"How about the kitchen?"

--Anonymous

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.

That was only for the estimate.

--Anonymous

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then

the mud fell off.

--Anonymous

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too

late for the garbage?"

Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

--Anonymous

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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses

to get to married.

He says "the wedding rings look like minature

handcuffs....."

--Anonymous

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your

wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?

The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u

let him in!

--Anonymous

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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly

parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was

diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be

praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to

die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said,

"Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this

demonstration of pain in is

more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A

child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then

replied "My wife's first husband."

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband

leaned over, made a wish

and threw in a coin .

The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned

over too much, fell

into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned

for a while but then

smiled " It really works !

Husband and Wife: Short Funny Jokes

On the first night of their marriage, the groom told the bride, "Darling, love is blind." "Yes dear," replied the bride, "but the neighbours are not, so please close the blinds."
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go on our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"


We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.


She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.


She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!" said the truck driver.


A husband said to his wife, "Your mother has been living with us for 5 years now. Isn't it time she got herself her own apartment?" "My mother?" said the shocked wife, "I thought she was your mother."


A couple had three children. Two of them were bright, smart, and handsome but the third child was dull, ugly, and backward. One day the hubby got suspicious and asked, "Tell me the truth, dear. Is this third child really mine?" "Yes, dear," replied the wife, "but the other two are not."


One day a father called his 6 children together and asked, "Now tell me, who has been most obedient during last week and did everything mother asked?" In one voice they all replied, "You, Daddy!"


At a silver wedding anniversary, the husband was standing in one corner looking very sad. "What's the matter?" asked his friend. "Well, a week after marriage, I got fed up and wanted to kill my wife, but my lawyer said that I would get 25 years. Now I realise that today I would have been a free man."


Man at 86 who marries a girl of 25 is like buying a best-seller for others to read.


Husband : U know dear, our son got his brain from me. Wife : I think he did, I've still got mine with me!


My wife and I have a secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food.... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.


During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband, "Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied : "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."


When a bachelor marries, his wife has three qualities she is an economist in the kitchen, an aristocrat in the living room and a devil in bed. After a few years, sure enough the three qualities remain, but not in the same order she is an aristocrat in the kitchen, a devil in the living room and an economist in bed.


A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did." he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"


"Our sex life has really improved since my wife and I got separate beds." "How's that possible?" "Well, we have them in different apartments."