मेरे कुछ जज़्बात है कहीं खोए हुए से,
कैसे कहूँ तुमसे वो जैसे है शरमाये हुए से,
पर दिन आज है मोहब्बत का,अब ना चुप रहूं,
ये तेरा ही प्यार है,जैसे हर बाग चमन खिले हुए से !!
Be My Valentine!!!
**************Happy Valentines Day***************
Monday, February 14, 2011
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Adult Jokes - Hot Jokes in Hindi
Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet lekar khadi thi.
Bhikhari- kuch de do.
Ladki- Abhi kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari- ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki- kal aana, sos bhi laga ke dungi.
Ek Ladki udhar se nikal rahi thi.
Ladki:- Tum ko dar nahi lagta hai?
Aadmi:- Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bahut thi, is liye thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon.
Sexy Miss ne class main baccho se pucha:- Mere marne ke baad meri Kabar per kya likha hoga?
Last seat per baitha baccha bola:- Mohtarma pehli bar akeli so rahi hain..
Bhikhari- kuch de do.
Ladki- Abhi kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari- ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki- kal aana, sos bhi laga ke dungi.
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Ek aadmi kabar ke uper baitha tha.
Ladki:- Tum ko dar nahi lagta hai?
Aadmi:- Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bahut thi, is liye thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon.
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Last seat per baitha baccha bola:- Mohtarma pehli bar akeli so rahi hain..
Tuesday, February 08, 2011
Funny Jokes - Good Jokes
Gabber Singh ka janam hua to uski maa ne jor se thappad mara.
Poocho kiyun?
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Kyuki Usne Maa se poocha tha: Kitne Aadmi the?
Ek bar Santa Ek naale Mein Gir gaya.
Tabi ek ladki ne chedte hue kaha-SURFEXCEL hai na, DAG ACCHE HAIN.
Santa: DAAG itne hi acche hain to WHISPER kyu lagati ho.
Ek Jinn(Jinny) sharaab peene insaan ke roop mein aaya, 10 glass pee gaya
Bar keeper:- Tumhe charhti nahi hai kya?
Jinn: Mein jinn hoon.
Bar keeper: charh gyee hai sale. Ab Ghar Jaa.
Poocho kiyun?
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Kyuki Usne Maa se poocha tha: Kitne Aadmi the?
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Tabi ek ladki ne chedte hue kaha-SURFEXCEL hai na, DAG ACCHE HAIN.
Santa: DAAG itne hi acche hain to WHISPER kyu lagati ho.
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Ek Jinn(Jinny) sharaab peene insaan ke roop mein aaya, 10 glass pee gaya
Bar keeper:- Tumhe charhti nahi hai kya?
Jinn: Mein jinn hoon.
Bar keeper: charh gyee hai sale. Ab Ghar Jaa.
Tuesday, February 01, 2011
Adult Jokes | Bold Hindi Jokes
Doctor mareez ki ga*nd main ungli kar ke baitha tha.
Ek ne poocha Doctor sahab kya kar rahey ho?
Doctor: - Mareez ko ulti kara raha hoon.
Ek ne phir poocha kaise?
Doctor:- yahi ungli abhi uskey muh main daaloonga.
Ek Aurat dosri se:- Jab Tumhara Talaaq huaa to Tumhara Ek Baccha tha, aur ab 4 hain. Kaise?
Dosri aurat sharma ke boli:- Vo kabhi-kabhi Maafi maangney aa jatey hain!
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired.
When her all friends asked her the reason of her tiredness?
She replied: - When this 70 year old man told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, I thought It was “MONEY”.
Ek ne poocha Doctor sahab kya kar rahey ho?
Doctor: - Mareez ko ulti kara raha hoon.
Ek ne phir poocha kaise?
Doctor:- yahi ungli abhi uskey muh main daaloonga.
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Dosri aurat sharma ke boli:- Vo kabhi-kabhi Maafi maangney aa jatey hain!
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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired.
When her all friends asked her the reason of her tiredness?
She replied: - When this 70 year old man told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, I thought It was “MONEY”.
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