Funny Jokes | Cool Jokes

Boy:- hum 35 bahan bhai hain.


Girl:- Kya tumhare ghar Family Planning wale nhi aye the.


Boy:- Aye the. Hum sab padh rahe the, wo coaching centre smjh ke wapas chale gaye.

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Judge:- Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.


Lawyer:- Kaun saala aisa kehta hai?


Judge:- Tum ne mujhe saala bola?


Lawyer:- Nahi My Lord, Meine pucha ki KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?

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Santa:- Jab mai mar jaun to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.


Banta:- Kyun?


Santa:- Yaar, unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat-lipat kar roti hain.

Funny Jokes - Hindi Jokes

Boy to Girl Friend – Dear look into my eyes, what do you see, tell honestly.


Girlfriend – True Love.


Boy – Abe O true love wali, Macchar najar nahi aaya kya, jaldi nikal.

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Ladke ne Ladki ko phool diya kamal.


Ladki ne zordar tamacha mara.


Ladka – kyu mara, mein to BJP ka prachar kar raha tha?


Ladki – Aur Mein Congress ka.

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LOVE is when we Drink same COCONUT Water putting 2 straws.


Friendship is when V have 1 COCONUT Water putting only 1 straw 1 by 1 and saying “BHIKARI PURA MAT PI”

Cool Jokes - Hindi Jokes

One day a man published an advertisement in the local Newspaper: "Wife wanted".


Next day he received a hundred letters.


They all said the same thing- "You can have mine."

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Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
So make S E X a daily habit, and you will always B SUCC SEX FUL! In your LIFE.

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In a bath room,
A boy touches a girl everywhere!
You know who’s that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

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Ek Pathan Bhari Bus Mein Ek Larki Se Touch ho raha tha.


Larki:- "Excuse Me! Aap Accha Nahi Kar Rahe ho."


Pathan:- Itney Bheed Mein Is Se Accha Nahi Ho Sakta hai.

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Mom:- Beta batao tumehre hath mein kitni ungliyan hain.


beta:6


Mom:- Gadha kahi ka, kitni baar mana kiya hai chaddhi mein haath daal kar mat gina kar.

Hindi SMS Jokes- Hot Sexy Jokes

Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..
toilet!

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Train main wife husband se boli:- Aaj suhagrat hai kuch karo naa !


Pati bola:- Dekha nahin saamne kya likha hai? CHALTI TRAIN MAIN CHADNA MANA HAI...

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I am AMITAB, From 'KBC,


Is waqt apki Girl Friend Mere saamne baithi hai aur usko aapki help ki zarurt hai.


Agli Awaaz apki Girl Frnd ki hogi


Aah Aah, BACHAO....

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Lady 2nd floor se Kele wale ko dekh kr pochti hai ‘kela kesy dega?’


Kele wala:- mem sahab 8 me 12


Lady:- 7(sath) me 13(tera) longi. Deta hai to upar aaja..

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Ek kuwari ladki pregnant ho gai. Uske papa ne pucha ki ye baccha kiska hain.


Ladki ne kaha:- Papa chote-chote recharge daalti thi, pata nahi ye life time validity kaha se dal gayi.