Burning Calories

Taking off the clothes:
-With her permission: 12 cal
-Without her permission: 166 cal

Taking the bra off:
-With both hands: 8 cal
-With one hand: 11 cal
-With one hand being slapped: 53 cal
-With the mouth: 91 cal

Putting on the condom:
-With erection: 6 cal
-Without erection: 335 cal

Preliminaries:
-Trying to find the clitoris: 14 cal
-Trying to find the G spot: 107 cal
-Without giving a damn: 0 cal

Positions:
-Missionary: 13 cal
-Doggie-Style: 19 cal
-69 lying down: 20 cal
-69 sanding up: 137 cal
-Hostess trolley: 223 cal
-Italian Chandelier: 934 cal

Having an orgasm:
-Real: 115 cal
-Fake: 404 cal

Post orgasm:
-Staying in bed: 5 cal
-Jumping off the bed: 30 cal
-Explaining why you jumped off the bed: 894 cal

Getting the second errection:
-Between 16 and 19 years of age: 14 cal
-From 20 to 29: 36 cal
-From 30 to 39: 97 cal
-From 40 to 49: 376 cal
-From 50 to 59: 919 cal
-Over 60: 3623 cal

Putting on the clother:
-Quitely: 4 cal
-Hurriedly: 99 cal
-With her husband opening the door: 5190 cal

World Cup 2007...... Breaking news!!!....

World Cup 2007...... Breaking news!!!....

Chances are that India might qualify to super 8’s…..Three Bangladeshi players including captain tested positive for Dope Test. If Ban is banned from WC, next team in same pool will take its place……which is India….. Check out NDTV exclusive bulletin attached.

Scroll below more details ->

India is already out and you havejust been fooled.

April Fool !!!!

In Advance!!!

Relation Between Office & Bollywood Films

For an Employee who is ready to leave his Job : Doli Saja Ke Rakhna.

Dos & Windows : Do Raaste.

Internet : Door Gagan Ki Chhav Mein.

A Project having two Project Leader : Ek Phool Do Mali.

An Employee without Accommodation : Pardesi Babu.

Super User Password : Gupt.

Interview : Muquabla.

A System infected by Virus : Pyar To Hona Hi Tha.

Anti Virus Kit : Soldier.

Pentium IV and Pentium III : Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan.

For an Employee who signs a Bond : Bandhan.

For an Employee who works Sincerely : Dil Se.

System without RAM : Kora Kagaz.

A System which frequently requires Bootable Disk : Sharabi.

An Employee who is in Company for more than Three Years : Amar Prem.

Bill Gates : Hum Se Badhkar Kaun.

Backup : Jagte Raho.

An Employee on Probation : Paying Guest.

Ctrl + Alt + Del : Aakhri Raasta.

An Employee who frequently changes the Company : Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi.

Opertator v/s Compter : Main Khiladi Tu Anadi.

Windows 2000 : Bade Dilwala.

Server : Godfather.

Mallika Sherawat Romancing Two Husbands and a Lover

Ms. Mallika Sherawat and her never ending quest for formerly national and now international fame are finally bearing some fruit. The arrogant lass tried hard to impress Jackie Chan in Myth and now it is Bill Bannerman, Hollywood stalwart Clint Eastwood’s right-hand man.

After screening various talents across continents for his mainstream Hollywood film Unveiled, the director has given the nod to Mallika. Well this time around Mallika has managed to beat actresses Aishwarya Rai and Shilpa Shetty to it; both being strong contenders for the role. Speculations are rife that Aishwarya Rai had date problems and her impending marriage plans would have been a possible hindrance. As for Shilpa Shetty, sources revealed that she only has a big name. In reality, she still hasn’t signed anything worthwhile so far.

Mumbai Mirror reports :
Mallika’s will be seen in a highly performance-oriented role (finally!). Bannerman says, "Behind the dark burkha, there lies a sexy, manipulative victim, whose life is in grave danger. But she is very dangerous too." The film revolves around the life of a Muslim woman who has two husbands and a lover. It will be a blend of film noir, thriller and dark drama.

Bill has been working on the casting for a long time now and considered many actresses for the role, before zeroing in on Mallika, that is. Sources reveal, "Hillary Swank and Penelope Cruz had shown interest, but they wanted the actress to be a South Asian or from the Middle East so that she could portray the character of a Muslim woman from the Middle East, and lend a degree of authenticity in terms of accent, body language, knowledge of customs, etc."

Oooh, the story seems interesting. Life of a Muslim woman with TWO husbands, and making matters worse, a lover too! Wonder how Muslims, the world over would react and the numerous controversies it could stir. Catching Unveiled in India kinda seems