Latest Added SMS

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uff allah yeh lardki .. deakho tum nah sms mein koi sawal nahi kiya karo? sawal karna ho tou call kiya karo ..tum sawal karti ho tou sms karna parhta hia phir fuzool mein 10 ruppe ka easy load karwana parhta hia


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Chala ja sms bun k gulab,hoge sachi dosti tu aayee ga jawab,agar na aayee jawab tu udas na hona,samaj le na waqt ni humare leye un k pass.


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Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar hai?Tv hai? Kon se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Apke ghar me chipakali hai? Billi hai? Kutta kyo nai hai?Audio hai k cd k dvd?Home theater kyo nai hai?nal hai? Pani aata hai?Fridge hai? Bada hai k chota?Thanda karta hai? ice banata hai?Konc company ka hai?To dusri Co. ka kyo nai hai?Fan hai k AC? Coolr kyo nai hai?Phone nai hai? ACHHA.MOBIL HAI? BALANCE HAI?TO sMsKARO NA YAAR


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dakh kia rahe ho
chavaniyan hain...
utha lo
sms karny k kaam aain gy kanjoosssssssssssssssssssssss:)


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congratulations!!!!! you are awarded tha degree of MBA for not sending me SMS, MBA stands for "MEMBER OF BAYWAFA ASSOCIATION"


[ 6. ]

haqeeqat samjho ya fasana
begana kaho ya dewana..
suno is dil ka afsana..
ay dost tary SMS hain mary jeeny ka bahana..


[ 7. ]

Government imposing new taxes. call Rs.10, sms Rs.5, mms Rs.15, But you don't worry, missed call is still free


[ 8. ]

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.


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My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!


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Hum SMS nahi karte hai to wo samajhte hai k inhe aadat hai bhool jane ki, par wo nadaan kya samajhe ke yeh bhi ek adaa hai dost ko thoda sa satane ki.....


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Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge.... Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekhna,Mere SMS sitaron par likhe nazar aayenge...


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Without U'r sms&calls days are like :"Moanday" "Tearsday" "Wasteday" "Thirstday" "Frightday" "Shatterday" "Sadday" so send SMS 2 me everyday...!


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Devdas ke baap ne kaha Ghar shor do, Maan ne kaha Paaro ko shor do,Paaro ne kaha Daaru peena shor do,Aap ko kis ne kaha sms kerna shor do


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Yaad tumhari na aaye aisa hum hone nahi denge,Dost tumhare jaisa hum khone nahi denge. Ek do sms karte rahna,Warna raat ko tumhe hum sone nahi denge....


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Rab k ikhtiyar may kia nahi,wo tujhe iss terah se nawaz day,teri saari duaein yun qabul hon k,teray lab pe koi dua na rahey ameeen


[ 16. ]

sham se aankh may nami c hai,aj phir ap ki kami c hai,koi sms kero k saans chaley,kuch der se nabz thami c hai:-)


[ 17. ]

MEK MSG ROZ, KEEP YOUR FRIEND CLOSE,
EK DIN ME PAANCH DOSTI MAI NA AYE AANCH,
EK DIN MAI DUS MILE DOSTI KA RUS,
EK DIN MAI BIS, PHELE EK TO BHEJO PLEASE.


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SMOKE EVERYDAY
S-SEND
M-ME
O-ONE
K-KOOL SMS
E-EVERYDAY
so be cool and smoke everydy


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eri tabiyaat theek nahi hai, Dr ko dhikhaya hai, dr ne bola hai ki kisi kanjoos ko SMS karo tabiyat theek ho jayegi, aaab kooch theek lag raha hai.


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Ks qadar hamari DOSTI ka imtehaan na lijye......Kioo khafa ho yeh bayaan tou kijye......Kar dejye maaf agar ho gaii ho ghaltii......U sms na kar k hum ko saza mat dejye

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ICC Cricket World Cup 2007 Schedule, West Indies

Upcoming Match Schedule of the elite game Cricket so that you always Watch live Cricket at your convinient streaming on time. ICC Cricket World Cup 2007 Schedule, West Indies Cricket World Cup 2007 Match Schedule The match schedule for ICC Cricket World Cup 2007 in West Indies was announced on July 19, 2005 in the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago. The opening ceremony of the 9th ICC World Cup has been scheduled on March 11, 2007 at Trelawny Stadium in Jamaica. According to schedule, the first match of the ICC Cricket World Cup 2007 will be played on March 13, 2007 at Sabina Park in Kingston, Jamaica, between the host West Indies and Pakistan There are a total of 16 teams participating in this largest edition of Cricket World Cup, divided into 4 groups (A, B, C, and D). The ICC World Cup tournament will see a total of 51 ODI matches played over a 47-day period, in 11 world-class stadia at 9 host venues in the beautiful Caribbean islands. The Group Stage Matches will be held during March 13-25, 2007, at St. Kitts & Nevis (Group A), Trinidad & Tobago (Group B), St. Lucia (Group C), and Jamaica (Group D). The winners and runners-up from each group will advance to the Second Stage Super 8, where eight teams will contest for a berth in semi-finals. Super 8 Round Match Schedule has been fixed during March 27-April 21 at various venues in Antigua, Guyana, Grenada and Barbados. The Semi-finals Match Schedule is fixed for April 24 and April 25 in Jamaica and Saint Lucia. The two semi-finalists will meet at Kensington Oval in Barbados on April 28 for the final of the 9th ICC Cricket World Cup. ICC Cricket World Cup 2007 Match Schedule Group Stage - Match Schedule Pool/Group 1 Pool/Group 2 Pool/Group 3 Pool/Group 4  Australia  Sri Lanka  New Zealand  West Indies  South Africa  India  England  Pakistan  Netherlands  angladesh  Kenya  Zimbabwe  Scotland  Bermuda  Canada  Ireland Date Teams Venues Tue 13 Mar West Indies v Pakistan Sabina Park, Jamaica Wed 14 Mar Australia v Scotland Warner Park Stadium, St Kitts & Nevis   Canada v Kenya Beausejour Stadium, St Lucia Thu 15 Mar Bermuda v Sri Lanka Queens Park Oval, Trinidad & Tobago   Ireland v Zimbabwe Sabina Park, Jamaica Fri 16 Mar Netherlands v South Africa Warner Park Stadium, St Kitts & Nevis   England v New Zealand Beausejour Stadium, St Lucia Sat 17 Mar Bangladesh v India Queens Park Oval, Trinidad & Tobago   Ireland v Pakistan Sabina Park, Jamaica Sun 18 Mar Australia v Netherlands Warner Park Stadium, St Kitts & Nevis   Canada v England Beausejour Stadium, St. Lucia Mon 19 Mar Bermuda v India Queens Park Oval, Trinidad & Tobago   West Indies v Zimbabwe Sabina Park, Jamaica Tue 20 Mar Scotland v South Africa Warner Park Stadium, St Kitts & Nevis   Kenya v New Zealand Beausejour Stadium, St Lucia Wed 21 Mar Bangladesh v Sri Lanka Queens Park Oval, Trinidad & Tobago   Pakistan v Zimbabwe Sabina Park, Jamaica Thu 22 Mar Netherlands v Scotland Warner Park Stadium, St Kitts & Nevis   Canada v New Zealand Beausejour Stadium, St Lucia Fri 23 Mar India v Sri Lanka Queens Park Oval, Trinidad & Tobago   Ireland v West Indies Sabina Park, Jamaica Sat 24 Mar Australia v South Africa Warner Park Stadium, St Kitts & Nevis   England v Kenya Beausejour Stadium, St Lucia Sun 25 Mar Bangladesh v Bermuda Queens Park Oval, Trinidad & Tobago Second Stage - Super Eight Match Schedule Date Teams Venues Tue 27 Mar D2 v A1 Sir Vivian Richards Stadium, Antigua & Barbuda Wed 28 Mar A2 v B1 Providence Stadium, Guyana Thu 29 Mar D2 v C1 Sir Vivian Richards Stadium, Antigua & Barbuda Fri 30 Mar D1 v C2 Providence Stadium, Guyana Sat 31 Mar A1 v B2 Sir Vivian Richards Stadium, Antigua & Barbuda Sun 01 Apr D2 v B1 Providence Stadium, Guyana Mon 02 Apr B2 v C1 Sir Vivian Richards Stadium, Antigua & Barbuda Tue 03 Apr D1 v A2 Providence Stadium, Guyana Wed 04 Apr C2 v B1 Sir Vivian Richards Stadium, Antigua & Barbuda Sat 07 Apr B2 v A2 Providence Stadium, Guyana Sun 08 Apr A1 v C2 Sir Vivian Richards Stadium, Antigua & Barbuda Mon 09 Apr D1 v C1 Providence Stadium, Guyana Tue 10 Apr D2 v A2 Queen's Park, Grenada Wed 11 Apr C2 v B2 Kensington Oval, Barbados Thu 12 Apr B1 v C1 Queen's Park, Grenada Fri 13 Apr A1 v D1 Kensington Oval, Barbados Sat 14 Apr A2 v C1 Queen's Park, Grenada Sun 15 Apr B2 v D1 Kensington Oval, Barbados Mon 16 Apr A1 v B1 Queen's Park, Grenada Tue 17 Apr A2 v C2 Kensington Oval, Barbados Wed 18 Apr D1 v B1 Queen's Park, Grenada Thu 19 Apr D2 v B2 Kensington Oval, Barbados Fri 20 Apr A1 v C1 Queen's Park, Grenada Sat 21 Apr D2 v C2 Kensington Oval, Barbados Semi–Finals - Match Schedule Semi Final 1 Semi Final 2 Venue Tue 24 Apr 2nd Vs. 3rd Sabina Park, Jamaica Wed 25 Apr 1st Vs. 4th Beausejour Stadium, St Lucia ICC World Cup Final - Match Schedule Final Venue Sat 28 Apr Semi-Finalist 1 Vs. 2 Kensington Oval, Barbados

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