Ajeeb dastan (Programming Songs)

Programming Songs 

1.Two Recursive functions calling each other

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein

mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein

pehle tum, pehle tum

2. The debugger

Jab koi baat bigad jaye

Jab koi mushkil pad jaye

Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

3. COM programming in VC++

Roop tera mastana

Pyar mera deewana

Bhool kahin hum se na ho jaye

4. From VC++ to VB

Yeh haseen vaadiyan

Yeh khula asmaan

Aa gaye hum kahan

5. Untrackable bug   --

aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,

awaaz de kahin se

6. Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)  

Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

7. And then to the client                                                  

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

8. Load Balancing

Saathi haath badhana

ek akela thak jayega

mil kar bojh uthana

9. Modem - talk on a busy connection

suno - kaho,

kaha - suna,

kuch huwa kya?

Abhee to nahin...

kuch bi nahin

10. Windows getting open sourced

Parde mein rahne do

parda na uthao

parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha

allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

11. Local variable

Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,

pal! do pal meri kahani hai,

pal do pal meri hastihai...

12. Global variable

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon

har ik pal meri kahani hai

har ik pal meri hasti hai ...

13. Null pointers

Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya .

14. Dangling pointers

Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

15. GOTO

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

Kahan shuru kahan khatam

Ye manzilen hain kaun si

Na woh samajh sake na hum

cheers ..