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Mere har khyal pe tu is kadar kaabiz hai

Tujhe yaad karna bhi mushkil lagta hai

Mere zehan me ek sawal ban ke rah gaya hai

Sawal karna bhi chhahun to mushkil lagta hai



Jaane kya pay tere khyal se mila hai

Namumkin bhi ab mumkin lagta hai

Tere naam se koo e dil yoon labrez hai

Khud apna guzarna bhi mushkil lagta hai


Safa dar safa taqdeer ne khel khela hai

Harf dar harf likhna bhi mushkil lagta hai

Koi vaayaz na raha mera na raha koi raqeeb

Aarzoo ke bhanwar se nikalna mushkil lagta hai



Tere ishq ki daulat se main itna bhar gaya hon

Aana mujhe apne khyal ka mushkil lagta hai

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Tax Structure in India

Tax Structure in India

Q: What are you doing?
A: Business.
Govt: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX

Q: What are you doing in Business?
A: Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX

Q: From where are you getting Goods?
A: From other State/Abroad
Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY OCTROI
Q: What are you getting in Selling Goods?
A: Profit.
Tax: PAY INCOME TAX

Q: How do you distribute profit?
A: : By way of dividend
Tax: PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX

Q: Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
A: Factory.
Tax: PAY EXCISE DUTY

Q: Do you have Staff?
A: Yes
Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX

Q: Doing business in Millions?
A: Yes or No
Tax: If yes, PAY TURNOVER TAX; if no, then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
Q: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
A: Yes, for Salary.
Tax: PAY CASH HANDLING TAX

Q: Where are you taking your client for Lunch Dinner?
A: Hotel
Tax: PAY FOOD ENTERTAINMENT TAX
Q: Are you going Out of Station for Business?
A: Yes
Tax: PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX
Q: Have you taken or given any Service/s?
A: Yes
Tax: PAY SERVICE TAX
Q: How come you got such a Big Amount?
A: Gift on birthday.
Tax: PAY GIFT TAX

Q: Do you have any Wealth?
A: Yes
Tax: PAY WEALTH TAX
Q: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans.: Cinema or Resort.
A: PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX

Q: Have you purchased House?
A: Yes
Tax: PAY STAMP DUTY REGISTRATION FEE

Q: Want to run away to another city?
A: Yes
Tax: PAY TOLL CESS

Q: Any Additional Tax?
A: Yes
Tax: PAY EDUCATIONAL CESS SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT TAXES
Q: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
A: Yes
Tax: PAY INTEREST PENALTY

Q: Can I die now?
A: No, wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX !!!