Amitabh : Mausi, ladka Software Company main kaam karta hai..
Mausi : Hai ram.. Kaam karta hai software co. main...??
Amitabh : Aajkal to salary bhi mil rahi hai use..
Mausi : To kya salary nahi milti thi..
Amitabh : Ab apraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota haimausi.....
Mausi : Hai hai ...To kya apraisal bhi nahi hoti uska..
Amitabh : Senior se ladai karne ke baad apraisal mein achhi rating to nahin na milti hai mausi..
Mausi : To kya ladta bhi hai..
Amitabh : Ab der raat tak ghar jaane ko na mille to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..
Mausi : To kya der raat tak ghar bhi nahin jataa..
Amitabh : Ab engineers ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..
Mausi : To kya ladka engineer hai..
Mausi : Kaunse college se kiya..
Amitabh : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge!!
Amitabh : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???
Mausi : Bhale hi hamaari ladki call center wale se shaadi kar lepar Software engineer se katai nahin karegi.....
Monday, February 26, 2007
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Friendship SMS -6
[ 121. ]
Friendship is vast like universe, deep like ocean, high like sky,
strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like HUM and sweet like tum
[ 122. ]
Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement
is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
[ 123. ]
Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies
although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my
heart!
[ 124. ]
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow
awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
[ 125. ]
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if
He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
[ 126. ]
If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden
& cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
[ 127. ]
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries;
Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
[ 128. ]
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine:
it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
[ 129. ]
True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure,
they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
[ 130. ]
To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart
i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
[ 131. ]
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned
in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.
[ 132. ]
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best
to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
[ 133. ]
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I
looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
[ 134. ]
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being
accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing,
talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And
I hope you have the best
[ 135. ]
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship
immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry
Friendship SMS -5
[ 97. ]
Friendship is sweet when it?s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when
its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than
my share!
[ 98. ]
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them.
I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
[ 99. ]
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U
UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold
oN!!!
[ 100. ]
A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere
to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is
u.
[ 101. ]
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the
"BEST"!!!!!!!!!
[ 102. ]
A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect
friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.
[ 103. ]
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder
why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found
you.
[ 104. ]
Few Relations in Earth Never Die.Want 2 know What it is? Read again.. (F)few
(R)relations (I)in (E)earth (N)never (D)die
[ 105. ]
Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
More old .. more strong..
More deep.. more clear..
More close.. more warm..
Less words.. more understanding..
[ 106. ]
Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given
by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...Take Care...
[ 107. ]
A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears
r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
[ 108. ]
Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.Face is a book, try 2 read it.Love is precious,
B ready 2 sacrifice for it & Friendship is like a mirror never break it!
[ 109. ]
There is "And" bitween Sky and Earth, But there is nothing bitween
Me and You,but this "And" bitween Me and You is 'Anybody Not Disturb
[ 110. ]
Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day
long....
[ 111. ]
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you
must remember, you are the one for me!!!
[ 112. ]
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with
you was completely out of my control.
[ 113. ]
this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll
always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
[ 114. ]
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is
hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!
[ 115. ]
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An
UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
[ 116. ]
Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,
otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!
[ 117. ]
the test oF friendship dosen't comes when u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT
waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe....
[ 118. ]
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
[ 119. ]
One tree can start a forest, One Smile can start Friendship , One touch can
show luv n care, & One friend like u can make life worth-living!
[ 120. ]
Tiny starz shining bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close ur eyes &
snuggle up tight I'm wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!
Friendship SMS -4
[ 73. ]
Sumtime i 4get 2say HI, sumtime i miss 2reply,sumtimes my msg doesn't reach
u, but it doesnt mean i 4get u,bcoz. ur 1 of a kind and always in mind...
[ 74. ]
If u drop me, i 'll break, If u hold me, i 'll shake, If u need me, i'll hurry,
If u don't call me, i 'll worry, If u hurt me, i'll cry, but friend , If u leave
me, i 'll die...
[ 75. ]
Arre..listen.. 2 people were askin me ur details 2 day. I gave them ur address
n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY & HAPPINES.!!!
[ 76. ]
Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love bcoz sun rises in east
and sets in west but friendship rises in heart and sets after death. do remember
ur friends..
[ 77. ]
A Friend is : 1% Funny , 2% Sweet , 3% Caring , 4% Loving , and ...................
90% Smart & GooD lOOkinG . That's y U r My FRIEND .... !!!! Have a nice
day n Keep smiling!!!
[ 78. ]
Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time .. Go, live life make a difference
touch ones heart, encourage 1's mind inspire 1's soul & enjoy d day...'
1 more time.!
[ 79. ]
Dear O Dear, You are not Near, But I can Hear, Dont Get Fear, Your memories
Here, Live with Cheer, No more Tear!....... MY DEAR FRIEND
[ 80. ]
Life's lyk a novel. Mani chapters read and forgotten. But's there's one i wont
4get.. Its de chapters i met u and we became friends.. Take care..
[ 81. ]
We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by
DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!
[ 82. ]
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but
is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...
[ 83. ]
Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always
there for you...
[ 84. ]
Our "Frenship" is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have...
when u feel upset and alone,withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit
it in my a/c
[ 85. ]
A lovely star dropped on earth one night.Asked me u want a million dollar or
a good frnd?I had 2 choose million dollars coz, I already have u...
[ 86. ]
MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as
much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot!
[ 87. ]
Longest love is mother's love,Shotest love is other love, Sweetest love is Lover's
love, but Strongest love is friend love., like u and me!
[ 88. ]
sweet but not honey, precious but not money, bright but not sunshine, Improves
with time but not wine, dont know?? ,it's me..!
[ 89. ]
A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift.
A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift.
A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace.
And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place
[ 90. ]
Feelings R many but Words R few.. Clouds R dark, But Sky is blue.. Love is a
paper, life is a glue Everything is false.. but Friendship s True...!!
[ 91. ]
24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day! 7 Sweet day! makes 1 Sweet week! 4 Sweet weaks
make 1 Sweet person like u meakes the life sweet!
[ 92. ]
When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked "what is ur wish
2 day?" i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this
SMS"!
[ 93. ]
Help ever... hurt never... love ever.. hate naver... give ever... except never...
smile ever... cry never... think me ever..forget me never...!
[ 94. ]
Heart could only Love 4 a while, U can put many relation in a file, U can make
a desert from the nile, But u cant stop my smile, when i see ur name on my mobile.!
[ 95. ]
Conducting a blood test on u... testing... testing in progress... result: SORRY
HIV+(HONEY IN VEINS) ur full of honey no wonder ur so sweet!
[ 96. ]
Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad
W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U!
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