April Fool jokes SMS

Someone Misses U..


Needs U,, Worries About U,, Lonely Without U


Guess Who?


THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO

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Fact 1: You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue…


Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.


Hahaha!!!!

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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. 
Happy april fools day

3 idiots - In live Action

3 idiots - In live Action

3 idiots - In live Action

Jokes Funny

What is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?


Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both are pregnant


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Maths and Women are the two most complicated things in the world. . . . . . . . . 


. . . . . . . . . but maths atleast has some logic !!


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Ever Wondered Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers?


Its A Way Of Saying Come Please Water My Garden With Your Pipe

10 things no tel lto your girl friend

1. Come on, who's gonna find out?
2. I promise you wont choke.
3. Can I get you in the pooper?
4. Trust me, I'm a professional.
5. Well, your sister likes it like that.
6. Wow look at the ass on her!
7. Now why cant your boobs be that big?
8. I gotta poop.
9. Oh you forgot to shave today too?
10. I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.