Busy Schedule

Busy Schedule

Young Executive

A young executive was working late one night trying to impress his new boss. He
stepped out of the office for a minute to get some coffee when he saw his boss
standing at the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Do you know
how to work this darn thing?" the boss bellowed.

The young man ran over and took the paper out of his hand. "Oh yes sir,"
he said, "it?s quite simple." He then fed the piece of paper into
the shredder.

"Thank you, son," the boss said. "A couple of copies will be
fine."

Smile:)

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India... Read and enjoy...!!!!!!!!!!



1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave

as follows :

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along

with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2.This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who

was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year

old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for

two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an

employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's

leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one

responsible for it,please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as

follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10

o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day

casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day

holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from

headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for

the day."

9. Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer

to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her

only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the well."

13.A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for

a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I

am both(!! )for the past several years and I can

handle both with good experience, I am applying for

the post.

Blonde in Las Vegas

In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.


She returns and starts feeding the machine madly, and of course the machine keeps popping out the drinks.


Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go.


The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm winning?"