Friday, November 25, 2011

Short Story with a Good message

Short Story with a Good message - Read This good one



Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river." The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What's the difference?" Asked the puzzled father. "There's a big difference," replied the little girl. "If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond. 

So hold the hand of the person who loves you rather than expecting them to hold yours...This message is too short......but carries a lot of Feelings .

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Irritating Calls Situation....FUNNY

1. After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you.



2. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back.


3. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times.


4. Tell them it is dinner time, BUT ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation.



5. Tell them that all business goes through your agent, and hand the phone to your five year old child.



6. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up...louder. ..louder. ..louder!



7. Tell them to speak very slowly because you want to write every word down.



8. If they start out with, "How are you today?", say "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems.... ........"



9. Cry out in surprise, "Helen, is that you? I've been hoping you'd call! How is the family?" When they insist they are not Helen, tell them to stop joking. This works especially well if the telemarketer is really MALE.



10. Tell the HSBC call center guy to call on your office number. - and give him the ICICI call center number.

Monday, November 07, 2011